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Song Parodies -> "Total Sellout"

Original Song Title:

"Crawlin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Total Sellout"

Parody Written by:

Pastor of Muppets

The Lyrics

This song is so crap
I can't believe it exists
I hate the way I smell
I smell like a bottle of piss

I'm a total sellout
I like the way you buy my CDs
I like to shoot kids
Even though they buy my CDs

I don't like to swear
That's what I tell the public
In reality I do
But I just make you sick

I'm a total sellout
I like the way you buy my CDs
I like to shoot kids
Even though they buy my CDs

I'm an ironic loser
I hate the way I smell
I eat small childrens brains
And I'm bored of writing this parody
Song copyright of the Pastor of Muppets. Go to http://www.kungfood.cjb.net or die, beyatches
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