he's a stupid stubborn wh*re
he's been in 2nd grade before
all he does is listen to a weird sound in his pants
he sure as hell can't dance
less he does the more surprised
he might as well have just lied

just a game board

everything he says to me
(takes my iq down again, and i'm about to cheat)
i need a brain transplant see
(because hes dumb as hell, and i'm about to cheat)

I started to drink beer
i hate to be with his pet deer
all the flies
like to eat his pants
he sure as hell can't dance
i will love when he moves away
i think his a** is gay

shut up dipsh*t