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Song Parodies -> "Crawling Hardcore"
Original Song Title:
"Crawling"
Original Performer:
Linkin 'Logs' Park
Parody Song Title:
"Crawling Hardcore"
Parody Written by:
2nz
The Lyrics
Uh... yeah there are maybe twenty other parodies of this song on the site, so thanks for looking mine over and all that. I think it's good, but see for yourself.
(Stupid intro music plays)
(Stupid intro music get's loud/Hardcore)
Lead whiner:
Crawling on the floor
This song I sing makes me sick
Here play with this ball
It's better than our music
No confidence has caused this raging whiny banter
Can't you see...I am cranky
But when I kick and scream I let go of my anger
If your angry...Buy our CD
Let others take the blame,
Our songs all sound the same
Random speaking part:
"If you have no sense or confidence can I have six pence
this whole line was a mistake"
Lead whiner again:
Was something else before
NOW I'M HARDCORE!!!
(preferably lead whiners voice should crack on the word 'hardcore')
Crawling till I crawl
Now who thought up this lyric
Here play with this ball
It's better than our music
Lead whiner calms down:
A different lonely depressed tongue-pierced 15-year-old
wrote each lyric...they did it quick
And then they came out and bought everything that we sold
They were lonely...made us money
Made rap songs for their friends
then more rock songs again...
Random speaking guy comes out of coma:
"Our audience went Evanescence it made no sense
could you please just give us a break"
Lead whiner rambles some more:
So two and two make four
WE'RE STILL HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!
(again with the voice crack, preferably several times)
Crawling on the wall
The wall is made up of bricks
Here play with this ball
It's better than our music
Crawling down the hall
Making the world's worst music
Let's meet at the mall
The author of this is a (well you know...And proud of it by the way)
(you can put your own weird banter here if you want or just borrow some of the earlier lines in my parody. I never really listened to what was here, my head was too busy not caring about the song at this point)
(Stupid intro music get's loud/Hardcore)
Lead whiner:
Crawling on the floor
This song I sing makes me sick
Here play with this ball
It's better than our music
No confidence has caused this raging whiny banter
Can't you see...I am cranky
But when I kick and scream I let go of my anger
If your angry...Buy our CD
Let others take the blame,
Our songs all sound the same
Random speaking part:
"If you have no sense or confidence can I have six pence
this whole line was a mistake"
Lead whiner again:
Was something else before
NOW I'M HARDCORE!!!
(preferably lead whiners voice should crack on the word 'hardcore')
Crawling till I crawl
Now who thought up this lyric
Here play with this ball
It's better than our music
Lead whiner calms down:
A different lonely depressed tongue-pierced 15-year-old
wrote each lyric...they did it quick
And then they came out and bought everything that we sold
They were lonely...made us money
Made rap songs for their friends
then more rock songs again...
Random speaking guy comes out of coma:
"Our audience went Evanescence it made no sense
could you please just give us a break"
Lead whiner rambles some more:
So two and two make four
WE'RE STILL HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!
(again with the voice crack, preferably several times)
Crawling on the wall
The wall is made up of bricks
Here play with this ball
It's better than our music
Crawling down the hall
Making the world's worst music
Let's meet at the mall
The author of this is a (well you know...And proud of it by the way)
(you can put your own weird banter here if you want or just borrow some of the earlier lines in my parody. I never really listened to what was here, my head was too busy not caring about the song at this point)
It's my ode to HARDCORE white boy, or 'nigga' as he likes to be called and to call others. Notice the deliberate letter 'a' at the end. Everything about white boy represents wannabeism in all of it's forms. Pull yo pants down and protend you black, yo...yo.
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Although I think Linkin Park is an awesome band, I actually thought this song was really good with pacing and all. G/J!
Ok i really like linkin park....but ..... that was pretty good. You got talent just dont waste it on making fun of other peoples music write ur own stuff.
Hey 2nz...pulled this up with the "random" link. Anyway...nice work. I also like linkin park...but have to take exception to Lena's comment. "don't waste (time) making fun of other peoples music." isn't that what this site is about? site tagline = making fun of music. one song at a time. anyway...i'm pretty sure that's the point...and you do it very well...good job!! (5s)
Thanks, Arwen. This was my first post and I wasn't taking this site seriously at the time. I just wish I could erase some of the extra lines in the parody that refer to the band as 'stupid'. My opinion of the band can be drawn from the song all by itself.
I'm totally a re-writer! I regret a lot of lines once I've posted them...and thought up something funnier! Oh well...
HAHAHAHA! Thas funny! But Next time don't do it for a LP song..u bi crack induced hippo..see now i feel like making fun of ppl XP
Whatever you're on, Rikku, gimme some.
While Linkin Park is one of my favorite bands, this reminds me a whole lot of Weird Al's "Smells Like Nirvana" which rocks. So does this, the rapping line parodies were the best.
Man, you were kind of harsh on LP there. they aren't THAT bad. Oh and T.A.L.E. is right, it does sound like "Smells Like Nirvana"...
I might need to steal an idea from you guys... Thanks for the comments.
Eh, I would see this as funny but found all the gags in brackets a bit annoying. The 'here play with this ball' wasn't the most ingenius line of rhyming either. 4-3-3
linkin park rule....who eva hates LP is a geeky geek:\
it was ok i love linkim park i knda thought it wuz an insult to them but it wuz godd i would ghive it a 4 out of 10
oh..comon man...making fun of lp??? whys that? i mean...ur song prooves that u know nothing about lp..or u know nothin about LP... u leston to music for the wrong reson...lp songs rocks...U ARE THE ONE WHO SUCK HERE.... u just say stuff with no real reson...why do u hate lp? do u know anything about them? ur lyrics werent even funny..i mean.."PLAY WITH THIS BALL"???? WTF???? thats one of the lames lyrics i ever read
Sorry, bro, I can listen to LP for a little while, but after a song or two, it just becomes too 'whiney, ranting 13-year-old'-ish for me. Example and I quote:
"SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UUUUUUUUP!!!!!"
And 'Play with this ball' sucks, but try looking at some LP lyrics some time without hearing the song in your head, just as the written and/or spoken word. Most of it isn't much better.
"SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UUUUUUUUP!!!!!"
And 'Play with this ball' sucks, but try looking at some LP lyrics some time without hearing the song in your head, just as the written and/or spoken word. Most of it isn't much better.
I like the parady. I used to love Linkin Park but then they had to go waste some of our money by makng an album Jay Z. The "lead whiner" part is soo true. The song's pacing matched Crawling pretty good. Hmm.. for those of you who thought that the author(2nz) was too harsh on L.P I agree kind of, but maybe the parady can help IMPROVE their music. Anyways, the parady I thought was entertaining like one should be.
I LOVE LINKIN PARK AND APART FOR THE FACT YOUR AGAINST THE BAND AND MADE FUN OF CHESTER IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY (warning lp fans i love linkin park and this wasnt a comment i made to agree with hating them becauz they still are my fav band and always will be)
im an LP fan too, but this was funny as hell.
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