There was a girl I knew who always smoked pot
She Thought she was famous
But she was not
For all her haters, and dissers like me
We opened up our ears
And realized

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That girl was a one hit wonder freakazoid
An ugly, weak everyday wannabee
But she'll have burned my eyes out
Now she's a nobody
That girl was a wild child dreamer but she lost herself
'Cause she's married to micheal jackson
And you'll look back and you will believe
That girl was Linsey

Armed with hidious face that makes babies scream
She's not gunna get anywhere now or later
Now she knows she's a dealer
Everyone's gonna stop her
Everything's ever gonna hold her down
For all her haters, and dissers like me
We know we're right (you'll see)

[Chorus]

[Spoken]
Life is just like hair
Some Are fab, some are not
You have to be sane, or be just like snot
Now Lindsey Lohon broke my ears and burned my eyes
Now she's gotta stop with all her lies

For all her haters, and dissers like me
We opened up our ears
And realized

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