Tick, tock, tick, tock… This is my malady! [repeated]

Patient
Not very patient
I’m not
When I’m standing in long lines
When I’m waiting at the DMV
When traffic stinks
And time moves so slowly
Agenda’s tight
This doctor’s appointment
At 5 is now approaching 6
Nerves fried, Where is Doctor Nick?
He knows I’m sick!

Yeah!
Waste time in the street there's a big cow
Waste time try to honk but it lays down
Gonna make you a steak!
It's my wait
My wait till this beast wakes!

Waste time when I want to go dine out!
Waste time when I want to stuff my snout!
Since my waiter’s not great
It’s my wait
My wait for my dang plate!

Tick, tock, tick, tock… This is my malady! [repeated]

Just one more flight
Here in security
Gears grind… I lack maturity
Cause it takes forever man
To be scanned

Yeah!

Waste time when I’m out fishing for trout!
Waste time and these fish will make me pout!
Did I choose the wrong bait?
It’s my wait!
My wait on this dumb lake!

Waste time when I’m waiting on my spouse!
Waste time when she’s picking a damn blouse!
Just a simple brunch date!
It my wait!
My wait for my lifemate!

In pain, I’m stopped by a train
All this time is blown
And I’m gonna groan
Please, Throw me a bone!

It’s lame when on a blind date
And she’s late to show
Where the hell’s this ho?!
All this… makes me… moan

Tick, tock, tick, tock… This is my malady! [repeated]

Class is... A fright
So sick of History
Closed eyes… My teacher speaks with spit
I’ll drool… How much time is left?
Please bell, Ring!

Yeah!

Waste time when the Internet I browse
Waste time cause it’s so slow in my house!
Bringing up this webpage
It’s my wait
My wait to masturbate

Waste time when I stand at this bus route?
Waste time, That bus must be broken down!
Boss will get so irate!
It is my wait!
He hates that I’m so late!

To pay on this phone I’ll stay
Cause I’m put on hold
Feeling like I’m mold
To hand out my gold

Nerves frayed since this plane’s delayed
That seat is my goal
But I’m being trolled

Tick, tock, tick, tock… This is my malady! [repeated]