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Song Parodies -> "The Killa Panda"

Original Song Title:

"The Propaganda"

Original Performer:

Limp Bizkit

Parody Song Title:

"The Killa Panda"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Partially inspired by Peter Andersson's parody "And The Pandas Won't F***" (, but from the point of view of the panda.
Uh yeah!
I will now reveal it
The Killa Panda!

Time for a new wildlife exposure
So roll over all you tree huggin' hosers
Pandas dead, keep alive, use my profile
They pile up my face all over the place
"Endangered!" Got my life all contorted
My nose is twitching tonight
Inclined to chew Moses, Daphne and Clovis
I am restless, testing all my patience
No more bamboo and insects, my
Life is run by these fairies
Cuddly and hairy?
Time to get real scary

I'm Killa Panda!
Eff to the WWF!
Ain't no denying it
Must chew up women and men!

Time for scandal
I ain't Jack Black in those CGI sandals
Shipped over from Asia in a crate full
Just so I can get a procreatic date? Bull!
No attraction to her, send that hussy south
Come near me, Skip, put your ass in traction
Oh god, "Du Du" is the name that they gave me*
I'm way hungry, please don't try to save me

I'm Killa Panda!
Eff the WWF!
I ain't denyin' it
Must chew up women and men
I'm Killa Panda!
Eff the WWF!
Oh yeah, let's try a bit
Just let me out of this pen!

Chomp it!

Gettin' hungry
So cute and cuddly
Won't you feed me?
Don't want bamboo

Very hungry
So cute and cuddly
Don't come near me
I will eat you

Still so hungry
So cute and cuddly
Must believe me
Don't want bamboo

Way too hungry
So cute and cuddly
Want it bloody
I will eat you

Gosh I'm hungry
So cute and cuddly
Veggies cruddy
I hate bamboo

Still so hungry
So cute and cuddly
Crispy crunchy
I must eat you

Yep I'm hungry
So cute and cuddly
Don't you get me?
I hate bamboo

Must eat you...must eat you

Still so hungry
Cute and cuddly
Human deli
Will eat you

Freakin' hungry
So cute and cuddly
Very clearly
I must eat you

I must eat you...
Must eat you...
Must eat you...
I hate bamboo

Copyright 2012, Agrimorfee. (*true fact, name of the oldest living panda in the Wuhan Zoo in Japan.)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Porfle Popnecker - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment
If somebody named me Du Du I'd be mad, too.
Peter Andersson - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the link to my old Panda diss! Glad to see that at least one of my lengthy intro parodies (and that one is really one of my worst on that account) has been to your liking. Let's unite against the Pandas, let's do it to them before they do it to us, poaching them should be totally legal...
Matthias - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Loved the Jack Black reference because I love "Kung Fu Panda" a Panda was my first stuffed animal and I was in love with this toy as a kid it was like my best friend (kind of a Calvin and Hobbes thing but much more Asian) so I didn't like thinking of my panda wanting to kill me and rip me to pieces but this was still a fun parody.
Rex - September 22, 2012 - Report this comment
No doubt about it, a killer panda would cause pandamonium. Funny concept.
bobpiecheese - September 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Let's hope this psycho panda doesn't run into anyone from Pistols for Pandas, then we'd all be dead. 555!
Below Average Dave - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Opposite of Matthias, not a fan of Jack Black or Kung Fu Panda, but I love the idea of a Panda wanting to kill me and rip me to pieces!!! Right up my ally (I am, afterall, the originator of terrorist penguins)
Blaydeman - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment
(artistry) I like KUng Fu Panda a lot. So I thought this was so funny!

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