Every now and then, try reducing, pube hair in the soap dish, by draining it down with water,
Drano’s brawn,
Tears that clog up,
Tried and true,
It’s what’s up, that’s what’s up, fix the flow,

Let the word be hurled this you can’t replace,
Gotta keep it around ya’ll just in case.
To extremes you’ll feel strife,
If you rid Drano from your life.
It’s the bomb so don’t get mad,
‘Cause it works nonstop while you make your Hajj.
Does its job you must obey,
At a loss? Buy some today.
I’m obsessed, no surprise,
It’s my plan of attack for a clogs demise.

Before long, You will wanna sing this song (x2)

This song aint lame, I object you schmuck
It’s not absurd, Does this stuff work? Yup!
Destroys inept gunk, don’t you dare bad-mouth,
It prevails, Liquid-Plumr bail out.

This persuades, you see the effects,
It will appease put it to the test,
This is what’s up so here’s the review,
Try and you’ll see that you love it too.

(chorus)
Drano brings the blockage under control,
Drano makes the obstruction subside,
Drano rids you of that annoying plug,
So your pockets reach into, You’re only eight ninety three.

Aint a sales pitch, life you enrich,
I can’t ignore the fact you bewitch,
Just like I said, not one and the same,
Drano’s got the guts brings stoppage to shame.
Drano you have been apt to all mankind,
‘cause you wallop that unpleasant grime,
Left me awestruck many times,
I’m sayin’ aw-shucks while you breakdown slime.


Before long, You will wanna sing this song (x2)

(chorus)
Drano brings the blockage under control,
Drano makes the obstruction subside,
Drano rids you of that annoying plug,
So your pockets reach into, You’re only eight ninety three.

Ohhhh yeah.

You will soon agree,

Drano takes the crown, that’s all I know, and hey bro
Go grab some off the shelf, try it out for yourself,
This is my wish, you watch it vanquish gunk
Don’t act peevish, Drano’s not foolish, PUNK!

(Chorus)
Drano brings the blockage under control,
Drano makes the obstruction subside,
Drano rids you of that annoying plug,
So your pockets reach into, You’re only eight ninety three.