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Song Parodies -> "eBay"
Original Song Title:
"My Way"
Original Performer:
Limp Bizkit
Parody Song Title:
"eBay"
Parody Written by:
Ned Riley
The Lyrics
This is basically about two people battling for a bid on eBay. I've never really been to eBay, but I'm sure this is what's on it.
Check out, check out, check out the highest bid (x3)
Highest
You think you're highest bidder
I can see it in your dough
I can see it when you bid 10 grand
500 grand and even sell your hands
Just one more bid for that fake diamond ring
And I will twist your dingaling
Cause I've got more dough than you
You stupid fool
Yeah!
CHORUS (x2)
This time, gonna bid on it all
Gonna break everyone else's balls
I'm'a bid on eBay
On eBay
eBay every day
Check out, check out, check out the highest bid (x4)
Just one more bid on knick-knacks from Norway
And I will claim that you are gay
To get all that junk again
For me again
Yeah!
CHORUS (x2)
Someday you'll bid on eBay
But you'll never get, but you'll never get
That old Chia pet
Someday you'll bid on eBay
But you'll never win, but you'll never win
What you like again
Just one more bid for Harry Potter 4
And I will get out of my door
Then I'll fill your house with gas
You big jackass
Yeah!
CHORUS (x2)
Someday you'll bid on eBay
But you'll never get, but you'll never get
That old Chia pet
Someday you'll bid on eBay
But you'll never win, but you'll never win
What you like again
Highest
You think you're highest bidder
I can see it in your dough
I can see it when you bid 10 grand
500 grand and even sell your hands
Just one more bid for that fake diamond ring
And I will twist your dingaling
Cause I've got more dough than you
You stupid fool
Yeah!
CHORUS (x2)
This time, gonna bid on it all
Gonna break everyone else's balls
I'm'a bid on eBay
On eBay
eBay every day
Check out, check out, check out the highest bid (x4)
Just one more bid on knick-knacks from Norway
And I will claim that you are gay
To get all that junk again
For me again
Yeah!
CHORUS (x2)
Someday you'll bid on eBay
But you'll never get, but you'll never get
That old Chia pet
Someday you'll bid on eBay
But you'll never win, but you'll never win
What you like again
Just one more bid for Harry Potter 4
And I will get out of my door
Then I'll fill your house with gas
You big jackass
Yeah!
CHORUS (x2)
Someday you'll bid on eBay
But you'll never get, but you'll never get
That old Chia pet
Someday you'll bid on eBay
But you'll never win, but you'll never win
What you like again
What I mean by breaking balls is pissing everyone else off. Hasn't any heard Cartman say it?
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uuum dude this is so unoriginal weird al already did a take off of this song changing it to ebay but a hell of a lot better
He parodied the backstreet boys, dumbass. And I made a parody of them too, so don't hesitate to check-check-ch-ch-check out the parody.
it doesn't m-m-m-make it any b-b-better d-d-dumbass
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