(Wife had a sex change)

This is dedicated to you Ben Stiller
You are my favorite stupid Focker
I told you,didn't I?

Love makes the world go around
If anybody has a problem with that
My business is your business
Bad news worth of eyewitness
Children first
The family man is getting even worse
He was no longer dressed to kill
A stupid Focker from Jacksonville
Trying to get so potent
My family albums in my own basement
People are steady with the "we love,we hate"
And don't forget about the family navigation system

Don't hate me,he's just an average man
With thirty seven tons of family plans
Dum diddie dum,where's it coming from?
Mr. DeNiro,come and get some
Oh no,which way to go
To the bathroom with my stereo
Losing no mind
So meet my parents for the very first time

And I should keep my dad happy
Keep your habits,no neighbor's jumping right in
And I'm a keep a lot of men like a band wagon
But I don't love to care
If my wife had a sex change

(wife had a sex change)

So come and meet the Fockers
Throwing a fit
Play "tag you're it"
If my wife had a sex change

(wife had a sex change)

So come and meet the Fockers
Throwing a fit
No child gets it
With a sex change

Take two
No one sucks a sucker
I'm the good man,you silly stupid Fockers
Tough,rough,give the Camel cig
Oops,I don't even smoke and I hate the way it smells
Here's a toast to my family,going for broke to our enemies
I think I gotta feel and trash talk like we're bums
With the family navigation system

I'm no cheap thrills baby
Filled my briefcase with one dollar bills
An extraordinary run of the mill loser
Pulling off deadly might skills

And I should keep my dad happy
Keep your habits,no neighbor's jumping right in
And I'm a keep a lot of men like a band wagon
But I don't love to care
If my wife had a sex change

(wife had a sex change)

So come and meet the Fockers
Throwing a fit
Play "tag you're it"
If my wife had a sex change

(wife had a sex change)

So come and meet the Fockers
Throwing a fit
No child gets it
With a sex change

I thought it's stupid to tell a lie
I thought it's stupid to run and hide
I thought it's stupid to be a spy
This won't be getting out of my head

So come and meet the Fockers
Throwing a fit
Play "tag you're it"
If my wife had a sex change

(wife had a sex change)

So come and meet the Fockers
Throwing a fit
No child gets it
With a sex change