I came into this world as a Muppet, look into these eyes you see that they are googly
Big bird in his nest and Oscar in his can
Ernie is a guy that lives with another man, hey
Kermit's on the scene,
You know it ain't easy being green but

I did it all for the cookie, mmm, the cookie, mmm, the cookie, mmm
And me can take that cookie and stick it in my yeah
Stick in my yeah, stick it in my yeah

Why did you take so long?
Why did you wait so long?
To gimme cookie, hmmm?
Me got some cookie in my fur it is blue makes me purr
Me so hungry
Does Elmo have me cookie?
Does Grover have me cookie?
Who has got me cookie?
Me just a sucker with chocolate chip in my throat
Made a Mistake, I should give them a break
My heart with ache eat a cookie

I did it all for the cookie, mmm, the cookie, mmm, the cookie, mmm
And me can take that cookie and stick it in my yeah
Stick in my yeah, stick it in my yeah