NAUGHTY KEEPER!

Ooooo chimpanzee,
the little nutter wont stop throwing things at me,
and now hes ran between my legs and tryin to hump my knee
Him and his sister swinging on me like a tree
I prize him of my face and ask him if hed like some tea,
he points the poster says he only drinks pg,
Don't understand how tarzan copes now TV,
you stupid bloody primates please don’t throw your crap at me

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Oooooo I only punch them coz I care,
the zoo was closed was no one there.
checking animals theres been a scare,
rhino or hare giraffe or bear

Ooooo that pachyderm has just dumped on the hay,
Its weird that smell reminds me of a girl I met in spain!
I need an umberella coz I think here comes the rain
damm elephant,squirting me with her trunk again!
Surely there's some tourists somewhere you can go spray,
I'm getting angry now why don’t you go and play,
has Richard Attenborough even filmed you getting laid
please dont lick my face because I think you need a shave?

[Chorus]
Oooooo I only punch them coz I care,
the zoo was closed was no one there.
checking animals theres been a scare,
rhino or hare giraffe or bear


Oh little lemur please refrain from doing that,
I'm trying to feed you fruit so can you stop being a twat.
It's time I got some steak and went and fed Jerome and pat,
but there man eating crocodiles so I say bugger that.

[Chorus]
Oooooo I only punch them coz I care,
the zoo was closed was no one there.
checking animals theres been a scare,
Please don't poo there
Please don't poo there
that damm bear!