Walking through Douglas with my iPod on
Cause its Tuesday and its my day off
It's a nice little town, the shops are OK
And the sights that are here a worth a look.

Everything seems to look as it should
I bet you wonder what goes on round here
A looking happy and hes walking his cute puppy
And i see its a black one with white spots

Sun is in the sky, oh why, oh why
Would i wanna be anywhere else
Theres usually rain, but why oh why
Would i wanna be anywhere else

When you come over in summer
It all seems nice
But come over in Winter
Its cold, damp and lonely

Theres a little old lady, who was walking down the road
She was struggling with bags from Tesco
There were people from the town rushing fast past her
No one stopped except the Chav kid
As he came along to offer a hand

But before she had time to accept it
A taxi pulls up, offers his hand instead
took her away, to wherever she wanted

Sun is in the sky, oh why, oh why
Would i wanna be anywhere else
Theres usually rain, but why oh why
Would i wanna be anywhere else

When you come over in summer
It all seems nice
But come over in Winter
Its cold, damp and lonely

Sun is in the sky, oh why, oh why
Would i wanna be anywhere else
Theres usually rain, but why oh why
Would i wanna be anywhere else

When you come over in summer
It all seems nice
But come over in Winter
Its cold, damp and lonely