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Song Parodies -> "Mr farter"

Original Song Title:

"Mr carter"

Original Performer:

Lil wayne jay-z

Parody Song Title:

"Mr farter"

Parody Written by:

pen master

The Lyrics

okay hip hop parodies arent common but am changing that lol and by the way if the words dont make sense try to rap them like the rappers and u will understand
[Chorus - Lil Wayne]
(Hey Mr. farter) Hello
(Tell me why you stink?) Eheh, You know
(Cause they've been asking, why u been farting)
thy've been wondering why?) I know, eheh
(Hey Mr. farter) Hey, Hello
(Tell me why you stink?) Shit, you know
(Cause they've been asking, y u've been farting)
They've been wondering why?) Hahaha

[Verse 1 - Lil Wayne]
Yeah
To you forever, from me to you
I heard somebody say "fart!" I'm gonna need to do
I'm gonna fart a Coupe, to blow a roof
stinkier than skunkjuice, skunkjuice, feel-the-juice
I am gonna blow, the house and the roof
it isnt smellproof, so Its gonna stink and you can smell the proof
Bad smell i could look at me and say am uncouth
Wonder what will Stevie do? But I'm gonna release it to
God, not Breather, neither you
Cause I'm gonna fart, "ain nothin u will do
Man, I got mama hatin' on me cause I'm better then my dad
Got skunks hatin' on me cause they ain't never matched
sister hatin' on me cause I'm bolder than you all
And I will never, I will never, I will never stop
I'm being hated by the deacons
So fuck you all who hatin' for no reason

[Chorus - Lil Wayne]
(Hey Mr. farter) Hello
(Tell me why you stink?) Eheh, You know
(Cause they've been asking, why u been farting)
thy've been wondering why?) I know, eheh
(Hey Mr. farter) Hey, Hello
(Tell me why you stink?) Shit, you know
(Cause they've been asking, y u've been farting)
They've been wondering why?) Hahaha

[Verse 2 - Lil Wayne]
Yeah
I let a louder out and it stank bitch
While my asshole always been having some shit
I unleash 'em, and smell 'em and they realy spread quick
Two words you always hear "stop this!"
Cause nose flinch, and they cruise
I tell 'em fart babies, cause they amuse
And when they amuse, We laugh
Feet up like a, Parap-liguck
Or, u alergic? My farts stank
In that red and yellow thing, old school boxer short
Like a bad manered grandad in the boondocks
Now all my farts scream "pwoowoo! and Dredde-do!"
I know my role, and I play it well
And I fart it well till your face pale
I fart a juicy, fart a juicy leave it there
foul air?? I don't even care

[Chorus - Jay-Z]
Young!
(Hey Mr. farter) I am him!
(Tell me where have you been?) Around the block now I'm back again!
(Cause they've been asking, they've been searching) Who's been askin' 'bout me?
They've been wondering why?) why ya fart-erin'!
(Hey Mr. farter) I am him!
(Tell me where have you been?) Around the block now I'm back again!
(Cause they've been asking, they've been searching) Who's been askin' 'bout me?
They've been wondering why?) why ya fart-erin'!

[Verse 3 - Jay-Z]
Shyea
I'm right here, in my chair
I am a real clown and my dear
fartin B, as I share
My farts with the air
Young farter, go fart-her
Go fart-her, fart harder
Is that not why we came?
And if not, then why brother?
Show no mercy in the cathedral
coz I am the bastard that has just fart hard
Now my name's been mentioned with the homers
The piggie's and the bart's, and the harveys's and the fat ass'
harvey, calld me a idiot and a horsetail
blow, even if you blow well, can't stop the flow
Kaboom! The fart Boy in the room
The fartbwoyy just became the cartoon
Also, I'm so fly I'm on auto-
Pilot, where guys just, curse at my wardrobe
I see u know, that's right, you fault
I took so much fame from this fart game it's your go
Young!

(Hey Mr. farter)

[Verse 4 - Lil Wayne]
It's my go, yeah
And I'm gonna go so opposite of nice
Off the mister dexter
The Macho Man fart Savage, fart more than average
Above farting-duo
Fart, so, pro
I know, I ride slow and when I pass
They say "What's up fart man?" Stop bringing up my past
And next time you mention fart, smellie, and dizzy
Don't forget fartizy Baby!

[Chorus - Lil Wayne]
(Hey Mr. farter) Hello
(Tell me why you stink?) Eheh, You know
(Cause they've been asking, why u been farting)
thy've been wondering why?) I know, eheh
(Hey Mr. farter) Hey, Hello
(Tell me why you stink?) Shit, you know
(Cause they've been asking, y u've been farting)
They've been wondering why?) Hahaha (Choir - Fade to finish)
(Hey Mr. Carter) Hahaha
(Tell me where have you been?) I been hustlin'
(Cause they've been asking, they've been searching) Hustlin' hard
They've been wondering why?) Chyeaa

[Outro - Lil Wayne]
And I swear to everything, when I leave this earth
It's gonna be on both feet, and I will never fart
And you can call me farter, but when I squeeze it hurt
Ah, we'll bruise a nose, yours not mine
Gimme any amount of time, don't let Mr farter leave
the room coz I don’t want you to breath
laugh as you rap along

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idiyy - July 21, 2010 - Report this comment
lol funny isht

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