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Song Parodies -> "Pollywog"

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Lil Wayne

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The Lyrics

Uh huh, A tadpole
Croak Ribbit Froggy

She say "He's so green love to watch him play the banjo"
So I'm playin' her the banjo

I-I-I-I started as a Pollywog (yeah)
As a baby was a Pollywog, Pollywog (yeah)
Now-now-now I'm a hit in Hollywood (yeah)
But-but-but I started as a Pollywog, Pollywog

I'm Kermit the Frog (Frog, frog, frog)
Chillin in the bog (bog, bog, bog)
Make out with a hog
See me on a log (log) sing my Rainbow song (song)
I started as a Pollywog

I'm Kermit the Frog
Through the swamp I'll slog
Rowlf here is my dawg
Don't really like to jog, Ride bikes to cut down smog

Okay, This Miss Piggy is my favorite swine (Yeah)
She'll karate chop you if you're out of line (Yeah)
But all of my friends completely lost their minds (Yeah)
We'll put on a show that's hard to describe (Yeah)
With lots of crappy jokes and some sweet guest stars (Yeah)
Mark Hamill and Bob Hope will come play the guitar (Yeah)
"Waka Waka" said Fozzie Bear, Bear (Yeah)
"Mahna Mahna's" the song we'll blare, blare (Yeah)
They can't believe...

This-this-this all came from a Pollywog
My-My nephew Robin was a Pollywog, Pollywog
Was-was-was what you'd call a Pollywog, Pollywog
Yup-yup I used to be a Pollywog

Name's Kermit the Frog (I'm Kermit the Frog)
Read it on my blog (Read it on my blog)
Flippers can't wear clogs
I never guzzle grog but Grasshoppers I'll chug

Drink this Wilkins cup
Or I'll blow you up
How I earned my bucks
Before our show was run I smacked a guy for fun

It's time to light the lights (Yeah)
Put on that make-up up (Yeah)
Start it froggy (Yeah)
Muppets we will (we will) meet!
Yay!!! (Yeah)
Mupp-mupp-mupp-muppets we will meet!
Mupp-mupp-muppet (Muppet) We will meet!

Those two old geezers watch our show and bitch (yeah)
Cause those two geezers haven't left and ditched (yeah)
Those two old geezers mock our every skit (yeah)
The Great Gonzo has got his canons lit
You'll hear Rizzo's wit (yup) a sarcastic rat (yup)
All our antics are shunned (yup) by that Eagle patriot
Just wanna have fun with some Charles Dickens act (yup)
Micheal Cain's in the cast... And that is a fact!

I'm Kermit the Frog (Frog, Frog. I chow on gnats!)
Doc Hopper is wrong (wrong, wrong, Think his mind's cracked!)
Must be smoking bongs (bongs, bongs)
He'll chop my legs off (He will go hack) and serve them with pilaf (Yuck!)

Piggy knows I star-star-started as a pollywog (I said)
Piggy knows our ba-ba-ba-babies will be pollywogs
Piggy will be mother to some pollywogs
And I guess I'll be the father to these pollywogs

I'm Kermit the Frog (I'm Kermit the Frog)
Flies I love to chomp (Flies I love to chomp)
See how high I hop (See how high I hop)
Hanging in this swamp (Hanging in this swamp) before a road trip romp
(And who needs a map?)

Froggy... Who'll fight a bunch of pirates for ya!
Fra-fra-froggy... Who who'll teach the number 15 to ya!
Fra-fra-froggy... Who's voice sounds kinda goofy to ya!
Fra-froggy... (Crrrrrrrrrrrroak) Who'll sell a bunch of coffee to ya!
Fra-Froggy... (Crrrrrrrrrrrrroak) Who'll even be Bob Krachet for ya!
Fra-Froggy.... (Crrrrrrrrrrrrroak) Who'll help protect a diamond for ya!
Fra-Froggy.... (Crrrrrrrrrrrroak) Who'll join an otter jug band with ya!
Fra-Froggy... (Crrrrrrrrrrroak) Who'll even appear 3D for ya!

I'm Kermit the Frog (I'm their straight man)
All my pals are nuts (Their brains went bad)
Fozzie is a klutz
His jokes make me say "What?" but they never get cut

I said I'm Kermit the Frog here
I'm famous here to Prague
Our fanbase is so strong
We're movin' right along while we're singing that song

The Muppets never flopped (nope)
For new films our fans fought (yup)
It's plain to see I'm awesome (haha)
Old lady possum
Even thinks that I'm the best (yeah)
I'm just like the rest (yup) that I must confess (yup) we all have our zest (yup)

We say meeeeeeeet (The Muppets!) Who are weeeeeeeeeee? (We're The Muppets!)
Who are weeeeeeeeee? (We're The Muppets!) Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

Meep meep... Is what my pal Beaker says to ya!
Borq Borq... Is what the Swedish Chef says to ya!
WOMAN!!! Is what Animal will say to ya!
Hokay? Is what Pepe the Prawn says to ya!

It started a-a-a-a-a-as I was a a Pollywog (haha)
(A-a baby) was a Pollywog

They say he's so green love to watch him play the Banjo
That they do, So I'm playin' them the Banjo

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Athia Banks - April 28, 2014 - Report this comment
I LUV Kermie!!! Tri-5s boy :)
Abbott Skelding - May 07, 2014 - Report this comment
If you didn't grow up watching the Muppets, you must of had a not so great childhood haha. Funny tribute here and you seemed to include all of my favorites, nice work!
Agrimorfee - May 13, 2014 - Report this comment
Totally epic, Wheezy's randomness worked to your advantage here (as ad libs usually do for you in your parodies). I believe you have earned your 5pts from me for the Artistry.round,
Max Power - May 19, 2014 - Report this comment
It's not easy to be green.
bobpiecheese - May 20, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The only thing that didn't work was the title itself (which I had to Google). Other than that, this was absolutely brilliant, no doubt about it. 555!
Blaydeman - May 20, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I agree with TCOP, I wasn't a big fan of the title sub, but the content of the parody was fantastic. You did a lot more with this OS than I did. Great work!
Matthias - May 20, 2014 - Report this comment
To be fair I thought of the title sub cause I couldn't rhyme anything else with "Lollipop" and that was the only word that came to mind. Glad you all enjoyed the meat and potatoes of the parody though.
Whipoorwill - February 14, 2018 - Report this comment
And as you always sing Kermit IT IS'NT EASY BEING GREEN

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