Intro: Ow! Uh oh…
That’s my bad Joey
Know that they’re so sweet
That you wanna lick the wrapper
But kids please don’t lick the wrapper
Dentist sayin’

Hook: Please don’t eat ea-ea-ea-eat those lollipops
Kids don’t lick lic-lic-lic-lick those lollipops
They’ll just ma-ma-ma-make your teeth drop
Now you ge-ge-ge-get a dental stop

Chorus: Children listen please
Don’t want cavities
Are you listening?
Stop your frolicking
Or I’ll pull out all your teeth
Listen what I say
Brush’em everyday
If you like chewing food
Something you should know
Is lollies are no good

Verse 1: Come on, Ok
Lil Jenny had some pearly whites
But then she got her hands
On some Mike and Ikes
She ate them at night
Before she cut the lights
Man, she ain’t never had a tooth rot fight
Man, I ain’t never seen a mouth like hers
And when I go to work
I know it gon’ hurt
I go inside her mouth
And jerk, jerk
And then she bit down
That’s worse, worse
And that’s when I said

Chorus: Please don’t eat those lollipops
Kids plese don’t
Lick those lollipops
They’ll just
Make your teeth drop
Now you get a dental stop

Teeth are gonna rot
If you do not stop
If you do not care
The candies’ over there
And I’ll see you in my chair
Gums are gonna bleed
Now will you concede?
Why are kids so dumb?
It’s just because they’re young
I would rather they have gum

Verse 2: Ok
After you eat a lollipop
Tooth enamel
Tooth enamel rots
Too-too-too-Tooth enamel rots
Tru-tru-trust me children
Won’t stop
Joey said the Jollys that he ate did this
Jenny said the Dum Dums from her school caused this
Tommy said that all the teeth in his mouth perished
But children Imma fix it, fix it
With a quick rinse
If you just brush them
There will be no harm
Just invest in Colgate
And please don’t invest in Charm
And just like Colgate
I will protect from plaque alarm
And there will be no harm
From things like Charm

Chorus: Go and get some Crest
White teeth are the best
I think it should stressed
I bet you coulda guessed
That Black Cows I detest

Hook: Children please don’t ea-ea-ea-eat those lollipops
Kids don’t lick lic-lic-lic-lick those lollipops
They’ll just ma-ma-ma-make your teeth drop
Now you ge-ge-ge-get a dental stop
And please don’t lick the wrappers
Don’t eat lollipops

Chorus: Next time you think quick
‘Fore you take a lick
Think of cavities
No one likes to see
A kid with holey teeth

Verse 3: Call me
So I can get those fillings for ya
C-Call me
So I can get what’s killing for ya
C-Call me
Maybe I can get a grilly for ya
C-Call me
But it will be high billing for ya
Call me
So I can get those fillings for ya
C-Call me
So I can get what’s killing for ya
C-Call me
Maybe I can do some grilling for ya
C-Call me
But it will be high billing for ya

Chorus: If you come my way
For some tooth decay
Know this won’t seem sane
I will have to yank
It will cause you pain
All you have been told
That the suckers sold
Will just do the same
If you take a guess
Who’s the one to blame?

Bridge: I see it all day
But no one gives a hey!
But when their teeth start rotting
The crying isn’t stopping
Looked at the mom and said
Guess you’re the Airhead
Guess you’re the Airhead
Guess you’re the Airhead
Kid said “mmmmmmmmmm”
“I like that”
Said “mmmmmmmmm”
Think you like that?
She said “mmmmmmmm”
It doesn’t fight plaque
“mmmmmmmmm”
Call me
So I can get those fillings for ya
C-Call me
So I can get what’s killing for ya
C-Call me
Maybe I can get a grilly for ya
C-Call me
But it will be high billing for ya

Hook: Children please don’t ea-ea-ea-eat those lollipops
Kids don’t lick lic-lic-lic-lick those lollipops
(I know it’s so sweet, but please don’t like that wrapper)
They’ll just ma-ma-ma-make your teeth drop (But she do)
Now you ge-ge-ge-get a dental stop
Kids just don’t lick those wrappers!