It's about Fred... he's a big flirt...
I hate him, he likes me, it's really annoying and vexing
who are you? who needs you?
You make me feel so sad, Please get away
stop flirting all around I have found you're a flirt

All of my life you have annoyed me
All of these days you flirted with Cindy
I think you're crazy u flirt with Barbie
What the heck's your point?!

Chorus:
It's about Fred He's a big flirt
He has a big butt that's in the way
Wanna kick it so bad but it's too flat
I only can kick his bones and he gets bruises
dude, stop flirtin' Cindy's ugly Barbie's Chubby
It's about a guy who can't stop
Flirting with girls

It's Sunday, then Monday, then Tuesday
then Wednesday and then Thursday and Friday, and Saturday
He can't stop loving Cindy, and Barbie, and himself!
he's such a stupid guy I want him to get cooked

All of my life Fred has been scaring me
He was a good guy but now he's a stalker
People say he's crazy Yep Yep whatever
What the heck's your point?!

Repeat Chorus

Fred is creeping behind her
she's in great danger
Fred is about to flirt again
Now what will happen next?
My hatred's increasing
His butt is something you cant avoid

All of my life you have annoyed me
All of these days you flirted with Cindy
I think you're crazy you flirt with Barbie
What the heck's your point?!

Repeat Chorus