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Song Parodies -> "Take a S--T"
Original Song Title:
"Magic Stick"
Original Performer:
Lil' Kim feat. 50 cent
Parody Song Title:
"Take a S--T"
Parody Written by:
BLO-TOWN
The Lyrics
I think everybody knows what S--t is. For u slow learners will say it's another word for poop.
Chorus
I gotta take a ----
I'm a take a dump once, maybe fart twice
I ate too many chips
I'll be on the crapper for a while tonight
I gotta crap it, crap it
I gotta take a ----
I was up until four
Eatin mayonaise from my refridgerator door
As I said before
It made my stomach curl
Eatin sandwiches and chips
Even crumbs on the floor
I was up all night just moaning,groaning
Crapshots leaving my shorts with brown dots
I need to take a ---- like Bobby Brown needs a hit
My farts are atomic bombs
You better move when they rip
It's not a joke, no chicken little
If I've ate it up don't get near my butt
If I ain't in the kitchen eatin food that's molding
I'm in the bathroom with the toilet paper folding
Tonight's the night I'm a need the plumb
Gotta do some irrigation between my buns
I eat a lot of food cause I can crap it out
My butthole's a deathhole
Chorus 2
I gotta take a ----
I take a dump once, maybe fart twice
Watch when my farts rip cause you might not make it all through the night
I gotta crap it, crap it
I gotta take a ----
I went out to the store
Cause I ran out of Pepto Bismal and I need some more
When it comes to eating don't test my skills
Cause I'll eat you out the bar and stiff you with the bill
I need some Pepto for real, no gas-x pills, and some TP to give me that cotton fresh feel
When I ain't out eating stuffing food down my throat
I'm on the crapper just a dropping steamboats
Tonight I know I'll be on the phone
Sitting in the bathroom wondering why I'm all alone
I wipe front to back to get myself clean
Then I use a freshener that leaves a smell of a moutain spring
I'm dropping the lumps, brown sewer klumps
I leave more skidmarks than a jacknifed truck
When I'm a round you better guard your pie
I'm hungry baby, no need to ask why
I gotta take a ----
I take a dump once, maybe fart twice
Watch when my farts rip cause you might not make it all through the night
I gotta crap it, crap it
I gotta take a ----
Don't be wasting it
If you ain't going to eat it I'll be up in it
Is that cake
I set records at buffets and the time is
6 plates in 6 seconds
Gotta take a ---- it might be a while
Magazines stacked in a big ass pile
The chips the rice I eat that a lot
Making music in the bathroom like splash, splash, plop
I gotta take a ----
I take a dump once, maybe fart twice
Watch when my farts rip cause you might not make it all through the night
I gotta crap it, crap it
I gotta take a ----
I gotta take a ----
I take a dump once, maybe fart twice
Watch when my farts rip cause you might not make it all through the night
I gotta crap it, crap it
I gotta take a ----
I gotta take a ----
I'm a take a dump once, maybe fart twice
I ate too many chips
I'll be on the crapper for a while tonight
I gotta crap it, crap it
I gotta take a ----
I was up until four
Eatin mayonaise from my refridgerator door
As I said before
It made my stomach curl
Eatin sandwiches and chips
Even crumbs on the floor
I was up all night just moaning,groaning
Crapshots leaving my shorts with brown dots
I need to take a ---- like Bobby Brown needs a hit
My farts are atomic bombs
You better move when they rip
It's not a joke, no chicken little
If I've ate it up don't get near my butt
If I ain't in the kitchen eatin food that's molding
I'm in the bathroom with the toilet paper folding
Tonight's the night I'm a need the plumb
Gotta do some irrigation between my buns
I eat a lot of food cause I can crap it out
My butthole's a deathhole
Chorus 2
I gotta take a ----
I take a dump once, maybe fart twice
Watch when my farts rip cause you might not make it all through the night
I gotta crap it, crap it
I gotta take a ----
I went out to the store
Cause I ran out of Pepto Bismal and I need some more
When it comes to eating don't test my skills
Cause I'll eat you out the bar and stiff you with the bill
I need some Pepto for real, no gas-x pills, and some TP to give me that cotton fresh feel
When I ain't out eating stuffing food down my throat
I'm on the crapper just a dropping steamboats
Tonight I know I'll be on the phone
Sitting in the bathroom wondering why I'm all alone
I wipe front to back to get myself clean
Then I use a freshener that leaves a smell of a moutain spring
I'm dropping the lumps, brown sewer klumps
I leave more skidmarks than a jacknifed truck
When I'm a round you better guard your pie
I'm hungry baby, no need to ask why
I gotta take a ----
I take a dump once, maybe fart twice
Watch when my farts rip cause you might not make it all through the night
I gotta crap it, crap it
I gotta take a ----
Don't be wasting it
If you ain't going to eat it I'll be up in it
Is that cake
I set records at buffets and the time is
6 plates in 6 seconds
Gotta take a ---- it might be a while
Magazines stacked in a big ass pile
The chips the rice I eat that a lot
Making music in the bathroom like splash, splash, plop
I gotta take a ----
I take a dump once, maybe fart twice
Watch when my farts rip cause you might not make it all through the night
I gotta crap it, crap it
I gotta take a ----
I gotta take a ----
I take a dump once, maybe fart twice
Watch when my farts rip cause you might not make it all through the night
I gotta crap it, crap it
I gotta take a ----
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That was disgusting! Though ("TP to give me that cotton fresh feel") the educational value of learning that Trivial Persuit cards can be used to give you a cotton fresh feel landed you a 4 on overall. 5 on pacing is on pure trust. I do not want to sing this song out load to see if I´m right! :-O
Hilarious and disgusting!
One of the best parodies I've seen.
(Rap Poetry Competition) 'I leave more skidmarks than a jacknifed truck'- gorgeous! This really gave me shits and giggles! 4-5-5
There is an old saying..."If you can't think of anything funny to say, stick to crap jokes." This is a prime example, and it works with a bullet. The pacing is on the dot as well. Superkudos.
(Rap #1) Eh....no sir, didn't like it.
A little graphic for my taste but some impressive rhyming.
(Rap) So unabashedly and proudly and uninhibitedly gross that I gotta give it 5's.
well this one should win the grossest parody competition!
Get a life.
Martha beat me to it
Really funny here...hahaha...im cracking up...I suck at rhythm though
Oh no no not again, i guess I'll just have to say it. SHUT UP SIMON!
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