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Song Parodies -> "You Are Me"

Original Song Title:

"You and Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"You Are Me"

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The Lyrics

Butt sway is bliss
And in rut, funk,
This stalker is steamed, no sex drive,
I can't keep shut
And I can't crack down,
I've been choosin' to be slime

'Cause it's you I see so small through the peephole
With nothing on you, glutting my muse,
And it's view for free, I crawl to the peephole
So high and so sly, I pant creepy sighs all for you

What are those things,
That you flaunt in play,
Lust is numbing my plight,
You're stripping, I'm spurred,
Mother is dead, grinning,
She might show and your woe is near

'Cause it's true that she's appalled by the peephole,
Will cut into you, gutting, she'll move,
And she'll do her spree, she'll maul with a cheap blow
And not while you're dry, she'll plan your demise, run you through

Glum fling by stout old frau,
I grant does bring doubt,
Every sting she does is just as though,
Every slash we shove, contrite

'Cause it's you are me, we brawl by the peephole
With loosening screw, nuts, we did fuse,
And no clue, I plea, to crawl to the peephole
To spy with my eye and plan a disguise and pursue

'Cause it's you I see and all through the peephole
So breathtaking too, smut that I choose,
And I view with glee, the wall with the peephole
So high and so sly, I pant creepy sighs all for you

Cut, slay, abyss
And in rut, sunk,
This shock, she just screamed, won't survive.

With apologies to Lifehouse fans - I am one too.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

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AFW - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Keeping up with alvin, I see...interesting work
Timmy1000 - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW; I'm glad somebody liked it. Some others apparently didn't.
Tommy Turtle - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Any triple-1 is completely meaningless. I DKTOS, but your pacing couldn't have been that terrible, to be a "1" -- which means that the vote had no relation to the quality of the parody. Also, anyone who does so anonymously is a pusillanimous coward, and deserves no attention at all. Get used to ignoring 111s.

FWIW, this writer has been perhaps unpopular at times for critiquing, but any docking of points is always supported by reasons, which allows the writer to explain or defend -- and the comment is always signed. Actually, ignore all anonymous votes, other than Fives. :)

I DK the "Lifehouse" show, so much of this was lost to me, but the peephole stuff came through loud and clear. :) I'll trust AFW on the pacing, and go 555.

btw, no obligation, but for another take on peeping,
Fiddlegirl - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
T1K- will second TT's comments on the "ones". There are those who get their jollies, it seems, through such phantom strikes. Take comfort in the fact that anyone here worth his/her salt has been a "victim" at one point or another. As a wise Turtle once told me in a Hamlet-ody, "flip them off."

This parody is good stuff-- loved the word choices and overall tone/imagery! :D
blackjack21 - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but the writing is chillingly descriptive. OK, it's downright creepy, and I think that may be why you're not getting a huge response. But excellent writing Timmy.
Timmy1000 - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks TT, FG and Blackjack. I read somewhere on this site that 1's are kind of like 5's in that you have gotten someone's attention. Everyone has a right to their opinion, so not a big deal. Thanks for support.
TT - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Not only gotten their attention, but pushed their buttons ... which means that your parody succeeded (esp. if political). ... Also increases your page hit count!
alvin - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
love the psycho parodies

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