Bunny love
When the hamster died we needed a new pet
Went to the pet store thought we were all set
Got a couple of rabbits
They were Tom and Harry

But something happened on that fateful day,
Don’t know what it was
Maybe they were both gay
But then, Tom started to have babies

And now they just
Keep breading
Keep keep breading, make love
They keep breading
Keep keep breading, make love
They keep breading
Oh they’re having babies

They’ve taken over the kitchen and the living room
My life is now lived in perpetual gloom
From the rabbits
That have taken over my home

Stated with two, four, eight and sixteen
It is getting really quite obscene,
To see the rabbits
Doing it on the table

And now they just
Keep breading
Keep keep breading, make love
They keep breading
Won’t stop breading, make love
They keep breading
Keep keep breading, make love
Oh they’re having babies

And don’t tell me
That rabbits are cute
Cos if I had a gun
What I’d do is shoot-
Them in the face
And kill them all so they’re dead

But I don’t so they just

Keep breading
Keep keep breading, make love
They keep breading
Won’t stop breading, make love
They keep breading
Keep keep breading, make love
Oh they’re having babies now

Ooh...


Yeah...