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Song Parodies -> "Hot Topic (Anthem Of The Good Charlotte Groupies)"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Topic"

Original Performer:

Le Tigre

Parody Song Title:

"Hot Topic (Anthem Of The Good Charlotte Groupies)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I am sick of little girls who worship Good Charlotte calling themselves riot girls, so I came up with this. Kathleen Hanna (who actually is a riot grrl and fronts Le Tigre) would be proud.
Hot topic is the place that we shop
Hot topic is the place that we shop
We hate the preps even though we are preps
We hate the preps even though we are preps
Britney Spears and NSYNC
Christina Aguliera and Backstreet
We pretend to hate you
Don't give a damn I'm listening anyway
We, we, hate preps
We, we, are punk
We, we are cool
Benji and Joel Madden
Billy Martin, Paul, and the drummer
Simple Plan and New Found Glory
That new pop-punk band that I like, love
Don't stop
Don't you stop
We won't stop
Don't you stop
So many preps and so many teenies
So many people who say you're so hot
Well we, like want to have your kiddies
The people who call us stupid should shut up
Stop, we won't stop
Don't you stop
I can't live if you stop (because my life revolves around you)
Ooh, I like, listen to Green Day to be cool
And the Sex Pistols
even though they were manufactured
And the Clash and Ramones just for some cred
Stop, don't you stop
Please don't stop
We won't stop
(repeat Hot Topic and don't stop stuff in background)
(spoken words)
Omigod! Good Charlotte's coming to our town!
Really, when?
Like, on Saturday!
OMIGAWD! We should wear our Hot Topic outfits!
Ooh, if like, any preps show up, let's beat them up!
Yeah! Hold On like, changed my life!
Ooh! Maybe I'll like, have Billy's children!
No, he's mine! Have Benji!

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chandler - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
hahahahha that is sooo great! im sick of all these little teenyboppers who say all these things best friend is sorta like that and this parody, like, changed her life! haha. please! stop the 'punk'! punk is about being against the monarchy! aaaah!

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