Yeah!
Beeb!

True stories.

I used to be Alliance
Mid-level enchanter
But I got my money from being a tailor
But quite frank my mats were professional
Reload, exceptional

Wool, Linen Cloth, Mageweave
All you need to worry about was the fees
Well let's see, if you're thinking with stacks
Depending on size you could pay 2G's

Look at these full set of Wizardweave
If you need, Spider Silk boots, 3G's
If you need, Dreamweave cloth
Mooncloth, anything you want, yeah I can get these

Best seller was Runecloth
Oh, don't be laughin' when I say Runecloth
In fact the whole of Sunstrider bought Runecloth
It was cheap, it was good and Blacksmiths could use it

(Running, Horde on my back)

Well like, I had to pack that all in obviously cuz I got a job but like,
one time I was chased by Hunters, Warlocks, Warlock's pets...
Like, I got away though but, but listen to what happened though, look, look

So I'm on my mount, yeah
And I see some Horde just in view
And I'm thinkin' "Shit, what 'm gonna do?"
"This mount's slow, I'm only 42!"

So I jumped off when I was still moving
Somewhere random in Duskwood
Back then yeah, I was a bit of a nub
But not too bad for a nub

Anyway so 'em running, using blink fast
{blink} {blink} {blink} {blink}
Getting tight, Horde are catching my arse
{blink} {blink} {blink}

Then I saw a graveyard wall
Swear, no lies, 'bout ten foot tall
Blinked straight through, thought all was cool
That's when I saw a Tier 2 Orc

Ah, shit...

(Running, Horde on my back)

So I remember sitting in this graveyard
And like the Horde are on the other side of the wall
So I'm thinking like, if I don't make a move I'm gonna get killed
So I thought, nah, you know what, I got to make a move

So I remember making the move like
Trying to avoid the Orc
Jumping over the mobs
Making sure I use Frost Nova

Then I saw this Crypt
So I started running towards this Crypt
Praying the Horde wouldn't see me
And I got into this Crypt and I remember thinking to myself

Awww, shit!

(What have I done?)
Ah, shit.
(What have I done?)
Ahhh, shit.
(What have I done?)
Ahhh...
(What have I done?)

(Running, Horde on my back)

So like, half an hour later, Horde couldn't find me
Was just hiding, farming mats
I just, hearthstoned home

Oh, yeah, I missed a bit out
One of my mates was on follow
You know what happened to him, innit
Hahahaha

(What have I done? What have I doooone? What have I done? What have I done?)

(Running, Horde on my back)