I’m fifteen years old
Tomorrow’s my birthday
Gonna get lots of stuff
My party won’t be plain
And I’m really glad
Mainly because my dad’s paying

I got a new car
And all of my friends are coming too
And everyone in the town
Is bringing all kinds of food
But everything’s going wrong
Everyone thinks I’m crazy

They got a three story cake
But it’s white, not blue
I gave my new car away
It doesn’t match my shoes
My friends think that I’m insane
But my birthday’s ruined
Open your wallet cause I

Keep needing
Keep, keep needing stuff
I keep pleading
This is not enough
Keep needing
Keep, keep needing stuff
Open your wallet

All of my friends are here
Two did not bring gifts
I am sixteen years old
I do not deserve this
I’ll send everyone home
After I open their presents

It would be perfect
But I have a pimple on my face
This party is nice, but you can’t
See it from space
Daddy got me a puppy
But I wanted a pony

But I don't care what it costs
Give it all to me
We will party till dawn
And if you don’t, you must leave
My friends think that I’m insane
But my birthday’s ruined
Open your wallet cause I

Keep needing
Keep, keep needing stuff
I keep pleading
This is not enough
Keep needing
Keep, keep needing stuff
Open your wallet

And it's still hard to believe
That my party’s on MTV
Everyone calls me spoiled
Now that I am sixteen

I don't care what they say
My party will be huge
They can go and call me names
Because I know they’re true
My friends wish that it was theirs
But it’s still not perfect
Open your wallet cause I

Keep needing
Keep, keep needing stuff
I keep pleading
This is not enough
Keep needing
Keep, keep needing stuff
Open your wallet cause I

Keep needing
Keep, keep needing stuff
I keep pleading
This is not enough
Keep needing
Keep, keep needing stuff
Open your wallet cause I
Keep needing
Keep, keep needing stuff