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Song Parodies -> "Bleeding Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Bleeding Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Leona Lewis

Parody Song Title:

"Bleeding Sucks"

Parody Written by:

Fancy Lincke

The Lyrics

Leona Lewis don't telling that song about the parody.
I smell li-ike dung
Said it before, it grates
I'm a farmhand, you mug
Dung's what that smell is, mate
Should wash my ass
Sometime today, you were hoping
Ooh-oh-oh-oh

But that ain't happening
Any hygiene, I will refuse
My smell shows I've been around
Proud of it, dude
Just because I love the ground
Doesn't mean that I'm lazy
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh

I said I don't wanna bathe
I'd feel too-oo frou-frou
Might say it's good for me, mate
What you say ma-ay be true
But I'm sticking in my ways
Like the mud in my nails
Keep saying no, mate, cause I

Hate bleeding
Hate, hate bleeding, bud
I think bleeding
I think, think bleeding sucks
Hate bleeding
Hate, hate bleeding, bud
Keep my smell blowing
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh

"Get your hygiene in gear
For crying out loud"
Whoops, I had mud in my ears
Didn't catch that cry-out
Delivering this foal
Is kind of more importa-ant
Oh-oh yeah-eah, oh

"But wouldn't being dirty harm the foal?" I hear that, mate
Look at my hands: clean gloves, I'm set
Mask on my fa-ace
But I just don't see the need
To smell like some damn daisy-y
Crazy, cra-a-azy

Mostly the way that you say
"You're so di-irty, dude
How can you live with that face
Smelling like do-onkey doo?"
Nice reminder would be great
But instead you're yelling
'Bout how I smell, you know I

Think bleeding
Think, think bleeding sucks
I hate bleeding
I hate, hate bleeding, bud
Think bleeding
Think, think bleeding sucks
Bath won't be flowi-i-ing

Oh-oh
Though mostly I'm ju-ust busy-y
Oh, farming work's ha-ard, don't you-ou see-ee-ee
So calm your showered a-arse
And kindly-y shu-ut up, plea-ea-ea-ease

Every visit, you say
"Bathe and scru-ub up, dude"
I've got corn fields to plow, mate
No time to sho-ower, true
Even if I had time, mate
I know that I wouldn't
Ooh, think it's all stupid, ye-es I

Hate bleeding
Hate, hate bleeding, bud
I think bleeding
I think, think bleeding sucks
Hate bleeding
Hate, hate bleeding, bud
(Oh, bathroom ain't open, cause I)

Think bleeding
Think, think bleeding sucks
I hate bleeding (Oohhh)
I hate, hate bleeding, bud
Think bleeding (I think...)
Think, think bleeding sucks
Oh, keep your mouth closed, because I
Hate bleeding
Hate, hate bleeding, bud

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