Old Ben Lines was playing around
Othervile city with wonderful croud
when suddenly Oceanic burst from the shade
and fell to the ground like a live granade
Ben had to act fast, sent two of the bests
Rom and Goodwin to observe the pests
Survivors to see if they where upto no good
instead of Helping like they orter should

and they started taking every good guys and girl
then observed by Someone at the station Pearl
but before they could make it back as Dharma slave
Charlie the hobbit Jumped out of his cave
and took an semi-automatic from a guy named Boone
and blew Ethan away with a big Ka-boome
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Ethan Rom took claire and must pay

this is the Ultimate Surival of Dharma Initative!
good guys, bad guys, and those numbers, four eight and sometimes fifteen
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Surival of Dharma Initative!

then smokey took a bite out of that pilot guy
like Mr-hurley took a bite out of pie
and then Jack came back holding cigarette pack
but Sawyer-guy jumped out and stolen Santa's sack
and Mr Boone was injured, and trying to get steady
when a box man locke came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Found French girl that took them to a ship

then he saw that smokey sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause sawyer stole it and he shot and he missed
and Mr Locke was taken by smokey-mist
then it jumped in the air and dived underground
while charlie the hobbit tried to make a sound
cos drive-shaft he used to be, but sounds like a hobbit ,oh yeah!
then they chased it but they all just Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Surival of Dharma Initative!
good guys, bad guys, and those numbers, four eight and sometimes fifteen
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Surival of Dharma Initative!

Locke lit out in immaculate explosion
up from the hatches ascended a vision
who deliver numbers which could shatter homes
into a computer from Dharma knomes
who fell over on the ground, such an utter woose!
as Henry changed back into linus
but Locke saw through his clever disguise
and he chased Linus who had stolen his Pie's

then Hurley the Fat and Siayd the Brave and
"Pippin's Hobbit and the drive shafts"'s Charlie Cave and
Bernard the oldie and The Big Boldie and
Con-Man Saywer's and a few shows Lawyers
Paulo-Guy, the serienty guy, Oldie rose, and Artz Plasma
Sun Jin, Boone ghostin', every single Dharma Llama
Edward Mars and Eko romin
Locke, black Rock, x-boc, and the lost sock
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Ben Linus in his Dharma ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with Othervile's looking on total awe

and the fight raged on till season three
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the wrtiers stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Sheppard in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Surival of Dharma Initative!
good guys, bad guys, and those numbers, four eight and sometimes fifteen
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Surival...
this is the Ultimate Surival...
this is the Ultimate Surival...
of Dharma Initative!