-> "The Ultimate Showdown Of Lukes Ultimate Destiny"
Original Song Title:
"The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny"
Parody Song Title:
"The Ultimate Showdown Of Lukes Ultimate Destiny"
Parody Written by:
Lime Devil
The Lyrics
Ol Obi Wan was hoppin around Nabbo city like a big playground when suddenly Leia burst from the ship and hit Obi Wan with a flaming whip. Obi Wan got pissed and began to slash but didnt expect to be blocked by a crash. While Obi Wan was trying to get a grip, Jar Jar Binx popped outta the ship. He was going to shoot Obi Wan from afar, but they both got flattened by a hover car. But before it could make it back to the garage a clone commander got super mad. He took a turbo lazer blaster out from under his belt he blew Leia away the heat almost made her melt. But he ran outta lazers and he ran away cauze R2 D2 came to save the day.
This is the ultimate showdown, of Lukes ultimate destiny. Good Droids, Bad Droids and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive I wonder who it will be. This is the ultimate showdown, of Lukes ultimate destiny.
Obi Wan slashed the hell outta C-3p0. I have to say this is quite a gong show. Then back came Jar Jar looking kinda chared but Bobba Fett ran him over in his hover car. Luke was feeling a little weird when outta an X wing saw a jedi with a beard, but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped. Leia was back with her flaming whip. Then she saw that Obi wan had barely survived so she reached for her raygun which she just couldnt find cause Artoo stole it and he shot and he missed. But Bobba Fett deflected it with a bullet proof fist. And he jumped in the air, feeling like a king, but Lando hit him with a good old A wing. He splattered on the windsheild and all over the front. Even Darth Maul said that was quite a stunt.
This is the ultimate showdown, of Lukes ultimate destiny. Good Droids, Bad Droids and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive I wonder who it will be. This is the ultimate showdown.
Angels sang out, in a beautiful chorus, down outtaspace, decended Ben Quadinaros. Who delivered a kick, that was really bony, into the crotch, of clone commander Cody, who fell over on the ground, hurting so much, crying and holding onto his nuts. But Ben really had no sympathy, and crushed codys head, in between his knees
Then Commander Gree and a space slug that is white and Ki-Adi-Mundi, the cone head jedi knight. And Luminara Unduli and the Toydarian Reti, and the bounty hunter Durge and Tannon Praji. Chukha-Trok, Peacebringer, Commander Bly, Darth Vader, Darth Bandon, Ephant Mon and every single clone commander. Momaw Nadon and Olana Chion, - Doc,Acros-Krik,Muftak and Jolee Bindo. All came outta nowhere lighting fast and they kicked Ben Quadinaros up his podracing ass. It was the bloodiest battle that the universe ever saw, with aliens looking on in total aw. The fight raged on for a century, many lives were claimed but eventually the champion stood, he defeated the whole globe, The creature Yoda with blood all over his robes.
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