Old Sub-Zero was sliding around
Shang Tsung's courtyard like a playground
When suddenly Scorpion burst from the blaze
And kick Sub-Zero right in the face
There's going to be day that Nintendo
Will have attempts to what do you know?
Releasing old school Nintendo games
On PSP and PS2, is that lame?

Naruto and that guy who's named Momochi
Just stopped fighting and they can't believe
Momochi just said "what is Chum Bucket"
Naruto replied to him, "just stick it"
Then Earthquake appears out of nowhere
Dropping his weapon and play with Charlotte's hair
As Seiger poked Wan-Fu in the eyes
Thus Wan-Fu felt completely paralyzed

This is the ultimate showdown of Blessranger's parodies
Named after The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Can Word Disassociation go too far seriously?
This is the ultimate showdown of Blessranger's parodies

Godzilla just looked at little Optimus Prime
Being carried on by Robin at that time
While Shaq came back alongside Wolverine
Saw Jackie Chan jumping at the trampoline
And Batman was tired and trying to get sleepy
When his bedroom was taken over by E.T.
He suddenly shut his eyes and he dreamed
Of Indiana Jones caught in a scene

While Aurora fires a energy blast
From her left hand, coming out lightning fast
Hitting Belle in the head so it got exploded
Falling over on the ground and got defeated
Jackie Chan just said "no I had not"
Then he ran out to the parking lot
Where Optimus Prime smoked a cigar
And met a Care Bear playing a sitar

This is the ultimate showdown of Blessranger's parodies
That spoofed The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
For those with too much fun with that song actually
This is the ultimate showdown

Cue the Zero theme from the first Mega Man X game
Zero will never try to be the same
He still has an upgraded Zero Buster
Since he left behind his Zero Saber
Prairie Dawn grabbed Big Bird by the feet
Prairie said "This is who I'll defeat..."
As she spins Big Bird around in circles now
As fast as she could and toss Big Bird out

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
Mega Man and his creator Dr. Light
Then Wonder Woman and Lindsay Lohan
And Cowboy Curtis and Theodore Logan
Robocop, Squidward, Ralph Nader, Captain Kirk
Duckman, Superman, every good Power Ranger
Bill and Ted and Peewee Herman
And Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Vernon

All came out of nowhere super fast
Beating up Harry Potter and Mario at last
Another bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe
Several hours later, all robot masters
Are now destroyed, what a big disaster
The CEOs gave up in the mood
Capcom and SNK won the fight for good

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Blessranger's parodies
Cued words of The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
But this time, changing things 'round very seriously
This is the Ultimate Showdown (another form of showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown (a TUSOUD spoof showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Blessranger's parodies