Ol' Sailor Moon was fooling around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman told her 'bout his date
With Ariel the Little Mermaid
But Ariel laid back and began to laugh
Thus getting the attention of Shaq
Who was drinkin' a can of Mountain Dew
Even Aaron Carter dyed his hair blue

Used to be the worst friend of Shaquille O'Neal
Now he's takin' driving lessons in the Batmobile
When he just made it back to the Batcave
He then discovered a video arcade
While at a local bar, Sailor Moon's playing pool
When Batman felt sleepy and started to drool
At a table closest to the front door
Even Optimus Prime was 4 feet short

This is the ultimate friendship of mirth congeniality
Good guys and there aren't bad guys as far as the eye can see
Most of the goodies don't make any darn enemies
This is the ultimate friendship of mirth congeniality

Sailor Moon pulled a prank on Optimus Prime
'Cause she topped a seat with purple slime
While Shaq pulls off a publicity stunt
In front of Jackie Chan, Rita and Runt
And Batman woke up, he had a strange dream
Where he danced the Yatta in a vat of sour cream
But suddenly someone stood in his way
Indiana Jones and Dorian Gray

They say that Ariel was in a circus
Juggling Flounder and two heads of lettuce
So Batman reply with a simple joke
Jessica Rabbit married Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan just said "no I had not"
Then he ran out to the parking lot
Where Optimus Prime smoked a cigar
And met a Care Bear playing a sitar

This is the ultimate friendship of mirth congeniality
Good guys and girls, not bad ones as far as the eye can see
So far they're pals with an armadillo named Corey
This is the ultimate friendship

The Sesame Street monsters cue a singsong chorus
Down from the heavens came someone named Doris
Who was used to be liking Ray Romano
Now she prank phone calls Alyssa Milano
Doris imitated the voice of Tom Kenny
While Batman's eating out at a local Denny's
With Doris Roberts still at the pay phone outside
And Winnie The Pooh stared at her from inside

Then Gandalf The Second and Gandalf The Third
And Powerpuff Girl Bubbles as well as Big Bird
And Digimon's Mimi along with Bert and Ernie
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi The Genie
Astro Boy, Timmy Turner, heavy hitter Glen Lerner
Peter Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Ash, Brock, and Hulk Hogan

All came out of nowhere very quick
Doris got chased and had to lickety-split
It was the strangest dilemma townspeople ever saw
With Johnny Bravo stared in total awe
Most friendships last for a lot of years
Many lives passed away, others weeped their tears
But one day somewhere in Chicago
Mr. Rogers befriended Reggie Mantle

This is the ultimate friendship of mirth congeniality
Practical jokes hitting big time, even weirdos from overseas
almost everything's fun including playing some Wii
This is the ultimate friendship
This is the ultimate friendship
This is the ultimate friendship of mirth congeniality