Willie the Giant was bouncing around
Disneyland like his own playground
When Darkwing Duck burst out of the shade
And whacked Big Willie with a quack-grenade

Well, Willie got mad and was ready to slug
But up came Aladdin on his magic rug
Who hit him for a hundred Arabian Nights
When Peter Pan and Tink entered the fight

And they beat on Aladdin with their flying attack
Till they all got grounded by the Thunderquack
But before he could get back to Audubon Bridge
Goliath from "Gargoyles" glided out of the ridge

And he tore the plane apart, much to Launchpad's surprise
And tossed Darkwing away with a glow in his eyes
But he caught a bad gust and was blown away
'Cause Mad Madam Mim was around to play

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Disney-ty
Heroes, villans and Princesses as far as the eye can see
And only one will toon will win; I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Disney-ty

Big Willie swatted Madam Mim very far:
She landed on the hood of Cruella's car
Then Aladdin came back; like a camel he did spit
When Kim Possible knocked him out with a split

And Goliath returned with a bit of a moan
But the sun came up and he turned into stone
Then something big and wet knocked him down to the shale:
Ariel the mermaid fwapped him with her tail

Then she saw Willie big foot coming her way
But, because of her tail, she couldn't run away
Then Darkwing returned, fired, said, "Suck gas!"
But Kim, with her pom-poms, swatted it past

Then she jumped in the air, but she didn't get far
For she hit Madam Mim, who had drove Cruella's car
Into Golaith's form and on Kim she did pounce
But they were put down by a Gummi Bear bounce

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Disney-ty
Heroes, villans and Princesses as far as the eye can see
And only one will toon will win; I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

The wall between the world of gaming did fade
And out jumped Sora, complete with Keyblade
He sliced poor Ariel into fish sticks
And shattered Goliath, if only for kicks
He jumped and stabbed Willie through his big heart
As Darkwing changed clothing, thinking he was smart
He ran as Drake Mallard in his ev'ryday disguise
But was crushed by Big Willie, underneath his thighs

Then Belle and the Beast and Tick-Tock the Croc
And Happy, Bashful, Grumpy, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, Doc
And Tarzan and Jane and Lilo and Stitch
And Hercules, Meg and the girls from "W.I.T.C.H."
Huey, Dewey, Louie, Bagheera and Mowgli
Cinderella, Esmeralda, all the Proud Family
Bernard and Bianca, Donald, Goofy
And o/~ M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E o/~

All came outta nowhere lightning fast
And they shoved that Keyblade up Sora's ass
It was bloodier than anyone ever did think
And the children cried covered in blood and ink

The fight for Disney supremecy
Raged on for years but, eventually,
Jiminy Cricket was left standing tall
'Cause o/~ It's A Small World, af-ter all o/~

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Disney-ty
Heroes, villans and Princesses as far as the eye can see
And only one will toon will win; I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown...(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Disney-ty