Tobias Funke at the park alone
Talking to his dad on his cell phone
When suddenly Xenomorph came from outer space
Spewing acid goo at Tobias' face
Popped out of the blue came Goku
Who killed Xenomorph with Shun Goku Satsu
Lowtax showed up, so does Eric Bauman
As well as Samuel L. Jackson

Goku's setting up for his Kamehameha
But he got run over by the sleigh of Santa
As Santa Claus jumped out of his sleigh
Samuel L. Jackson came to save the day
Thus Samuel L. Jackson begin to attack
Using his tommy gun with a rat-a-tat-tat
Hitting Santa Claus in the head then
Killing Lowtax and Eric Bauman

Another ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
More heroes and villains galore as far as the eye can see
Still only one will survive I wonder who it will be
It's still the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Snidely Whiplash appeared so does Dudley Do-Right
As Goku came back into the fight
Samuel L. Jackson ran out of ammo
For his gun and he saw C-3PO
Goku powers up for a light pillar blast
To destroy Samuel L. Jackson very fast
Then R2-D2 just showed up
As well as some almost mindless Jawa

Goku powers up his Kamehameha for awhile
And destroy R2-D2 and the Jawa with style
Then C-3PO ran out of power
Fallin' apart into pieces, then get devoured
By a huuge Pac-Man rushin' in
Now Goku was innocently being eatin'
But Pac-Man stopped and began to throw up
And commit suicide 'cause he's out of luck

The next ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
More heroes and villains galore as far as the eye can see
Still only one will survive I wonder who it will be
It's still the ultimate showdown

The DeLorean appeared from thin air
The door was opened and Harry Potter's there
Who turned Dudley Do-Right into a frog
And Snidely Whiplash into Sonic the Hedgehog
Then Mario showed up, going too far
And threw a fire orb, leaving Sonic charred
Then Harry jumped out of the DeLorean
So that car hits Sonic, causing an explosion

Then Charlton Heston and Jason Voorhees
As well as an armadillo named Corey
The Judohobo and Han Solo
Matt Damon and the guys from Mr. Show
William Shatner, Peter Pan, Ralph Nader
Alien Hominid, Captain Hook, Freddy Krueger
Tony Curtis and Keanu Reeves
And that elastic dude whose name was Reed

All came out of nowhere super fast
Beating up Harry Potter and Mario at last
Another bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives are claimed but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
It must be Robin the boy wonder

It's been the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
More heroes and villains galore as far as the eye can see
Still only one will survive I wonder who it will be
Is there another showdown... (it's still the ultimate showdown)
Like this ultimate showdown? (Another ultimate showdown?)
Are there more ultimate showdowns of ultimate destiny?