Poor Nintendo in a bind right now
Got the name "Wii" from Bandai's hideout
Just as I thought, I really knew
Wii stands for "Wonderswan ii"
There's going to be day that Nintendo
Will have attempts to what do you know?
Releasing old school Nintendo games
On PSP and PS2, is that lame?

Now there will be Super Mario Land
And 6 Golden Coins, now taking a stand
To be released on Sony's PSP
Having new graphics and more to see
Now a new Star Fox has announced
To be played on Xbox, time to bounce
I'm looking forward to a new Zelda game, well
That'll be on Playstation 3 and nothing else

There will be the first Pokemon game for Playstation 3
So do New Super Mario World, to be shown on PSP
Remember Hotel Mario on Phillips CD-I,? We
Want Nintendo games to be shown on Sony Playstation 3

Now Kirby's going to make the cut on
Microsoft's Xbox, isn't that wrong?
I wonder if the F-Zero series
Will have a sequel on the PSP
I'll say W-i-i is standing
For Weird Insanity Indisassociation
No offense, the fourth Smash Bros.
Game will be just like no other

Now this time, it was going to
Be on Playstation 3, not PS2
Where Pikachu and Jigglypuff
Might become rivals and they're getting tough
There will be a certain connection
Between Nintendo DS and the third Playstation
Will Nintendo rival Sega again
With a new "fish-out-of-water market" just then?

There will be the first Mario game for X-box 360
You want your X-box 360 to be pimped out with Kirby
Like Sega games on Xbox, PS2, Gamecube, you see?
What will Nintendo do now?

There will be Pokemon Perfect Pink Version
Also known as The Jigglypuff Edition
For Nintendo DS, you will be pleased
With its connection toward Xbox 360
As well as Sony Playstation 3, so
Give Nintendo system haters a final blow
Super Mario 360's in the works
So you don't have to be a Nintendo-hating jerk

Now Dr. Mario and Luigi
As well as Link and Kirby
Fox McCloud and Captain Falcon
As well as Zero Suit Samus Aran
Mewtwo, Yoshi, Mr. Game and Watch
They don't really lose their IQs a notch
Princess Peach, Falco Lombardi
Bowser, Ice Climbers, Wario, and Daisy
Maybe someday Nintendo will
Be making some new games that could fill
In PSP and Playstation 3
As well as Xbox 360

Now what's Nintendo doing with Sony's Playstation 3
As well Playstation Portable and Xbox 360
In case you'd like Nintendo but you'd hated Wii
There will be Nintendo games on... (not Nintendo Revolution)
Microsoft's Xbox 360... (you got that right, well you know)
Sony's Playstation Portable as well as Playstation 3