-> "Pantry Junkies"
Original Song Title:
"Dead Sea Monkeys"
Parody Song Title:
"Pantry Junkies"
The Lyrics
I love my candy corns
In tupperware
I took one out and open up the lid
But when I smell something weird today, now they were kinda stinky and I'm worried
The other day they were alive, and now they're stinkin' up the air
I knew they couldn't live forever, since now I've seen a bunch of pantry junkies
Will these food junkies taste too ugly?
Will these food junkies expire?
Will these food junkies taste too ugly?
Will these food junkies expire?
The other day they were alive, and now they're stinkin' up the air
I knew they couldn't live forever, since now I've seen a bunch of pantry junkies
Pantry junkies, pantry junkies, pantry junkies
My Cheetos bags have been all expired
Why can't I just keep track of my food now?
Is it my fault?
Did I forget those food?
I haven't touched one of them right then
Will these food junkies taste too ugly? No!
Will these food junkies expire? Yes!
Will these food junkies taste too ugly? No!
Will these food junkies expire? Yes!
I miss 'em, I miss 'em, me oh my!
I miss 'em, I miss 'em, me oh my!
I miss 'em, I miss 'em, me oh my!
I miss 'em, I miss 'em, me oh my!
The other day they were alive, and now they're stinkin' up the air
I knew they couldn't live forever, since now I've seen a bunch of pantry junkies
Pantry junkies, pantry junkies, pantry junkies
Pantry junkies, pantry junkies, pantry junkies...
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