Old Naruto was running around
No time to burrow under the ground
Momochi suddenly bursts from the shade
Who was just a guy with a huge blade
Naruto replicates himself to attack
The guy with the blade, no one's out of whack
Sasuke saw something out of nowhere
He cannot believe Chum Bucket was there

Naruto and that guy who's named Momochi
Just stopped fighting and they can't believe
Momochi just said "what is Chum Bucket"
Naruto replied to him, "just stick it"
As Naruto, Sasuke, and Momochi went
Inside the Chum Bucket just then
And Chum Bucket's a fast food home
Of "Chumbalayas", they're not alone

Naruto's living in where else? A pineapple over the land!
Good guys, bad guys, and ninjitsu aren't getting out of hand
The only ninja who was our only hope, and
Naruto's living in where else? A pineapple over the land!

Now Sakura Haruno goes jellyfishing
She's not the queen of wishful thinking
Kakashi's at the Krusty Krab right now
And he was just working there, wow!
Rock Lee just wants a Krabby Patty
With ketchup and "blorg" on it, he was happy
But suddenly, Neji tracks down on him
Neji told Rock Lee "you're such a wimp"

Then Rock Lee throws his Drunken Fist
Neji dodged, that attack was missed
Gaara threw ranch at Neji and Rock
Gaara said "now let's see what you got"
Then Naruto just entered the scene
Naruto told the guys "You went obscene.
The people at Krusty Krab went mad.
Don't try to act way too bad!"

Naruto's living in where else? A pineapple over the land!
Good guys, bad guys, and ninjitsu aren't getting out of hand
The only ninja who was our only hope, and
Naruto's living in where else?

Later on a grassy field, the Hokage Ninjas
Almost had nothing that they'd trust
And they all use jellyfish nets as well
As several jars, I can surely tell
As they started a game of jellyfishing
Lots of jellyfish they will be catching
Good thing you've seen this under the sea
Now it's done on land, then you'll agree

All of Naruto's friends are here to stay
Hanging out at Chum Bucket everyday
Where they eat Chum Burgers and Chum Fries
As well as Chum Chili and Chum Pies
Most Hokage ninjas were enraged
They will start a fight inside a steel cage
That's as big as a boat boarding school
Where hall monitors are about to rule

Naruto's living in where else? A pineapple over the land!
Good guys, bad guys, and ninjitsu aren't getting out of hand
The only ninja who was our only hope, and
Naruto's living in where else?
Naruto's living in where else?
Naruto's living in where else? A pineapple over the land!