Old Bowser Koopa was stomping around
The Mushroom Kingdom like a big playground,
When Samus Aran rolled out from the shade,
And hit King Bowser with a Morph-ball grenade.
Bowser got pissed and began to attack,
But he didn't expect an arrow in his back.
Behind him Pit was pulling back his bow
When Sheik interrupted with a mighty blow.
Sheik ran away, and Pit started to chase her
When they both got hit by the Blue Falcon racer.
But before Captain Falcon even put it in park,
Luigi had stepped out from the dark
And he took a Super Scope out from under his hat
And he shot Captain Falcon with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of shots and threw the Scope away,
Which hit Solid Snake, who came to save the day.

This is the Smash Bros. Showdown of Video Game Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?
This is the Smash Bros. Showdown of Video Game Destiny

Bowser took a bite out of Samus' suit
And roared in pain 'cause he broke a tooth
Then Sheik reappeared, looking almost half-dead
But Mario jumped in and punched her in the head
Solid Snake was injured, and trying to get steady
When Wario showed up with a bob-omb ready
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Simon Belmont took him out with his whip
Then Zero-Suit Samus snuck up from behind
And she reached for her gun which she just couldn't find
'cause Donkey Kong stole it and he shot and he missed
And Ganondorf deflected it with his fist.
Falco jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Fox McCloud tried to pole vault
But they collided in the air and began to fall fast
Then they both got slammed by Ness' PK Blast

This is the Smash Bros. Showdown of Video Game Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?
This is the Smash Bros. Showdown...

Angels sang out with immaculate speech
Floating on a parasol descended Princess Peach
Who flexed her fingers, and curled her hand
And smashed Simon's face with a black frying pan
And when Sheik was sure she wouldn't be missed
She changed back into the Princess she is
But Peach saw through Zelda's clever disguise
And hit her with a vegetable, right between her eyes

Then Link the adult and Link as a kid
And Dr. Mario and the Hyrule Skull Kid
And Mr. Game and Watch, Lord Roy, and Marth the hero
And Mega Man, Mega Man X, and Zero
MetaKnight, Diddy Kong, Saria, and Dixie Kong
Popo, Nana, every single Pokemon
Kirby, Yoshi, Tails and Sonic,
Mew, Pichu, MewTwo, and Robotnik
All came out of no where lightning fast
Attacking one another, kicking serious ass
It was the craziest battle the world ever saw
With spectators looking on total awe
The fight raged on indefinitely
Many games were over, but eventually
The champion stood, the winner's name was given:

Jigglypuff in a bloodstained ribbon

This is the Smash Bros Showdown of Video Game Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?
This is the Smash Bros. Showdown...
This is the Smash Bros. Showdown...
This is the Smash Bros. Showdown...

Of Video Game Destiny