At a restaurant, I was cleaning
Just a sanitation sponge
Got a bit hungry, started cooking
Krabby Patties without buns
I have a podcast to produce
But I can't do it with food use
All I can give is an excuse
For not doing my job

Suddenly
There's a ring for an order, I fill it up
There's my best friend Patrick, he says "What's up?"
I say "What is it this time?" and he's like "Well,
SpongeBob, you better work or I'll tell."
He can be a disturbance, he's such a nut
So I snickered and said I'd love to but
Mad music's boarding, I've got some recording to do."
I'll prob'ly lose my job but it's something new
I guess it's all the Krusty Krab's point of view
It's true

I'm recording but it's boring
Cause it's taking quite a while
My kind of podcast is a tribute
To Bikini Bottom's style
All of my friends are in the show
Sandy and Mr. Krabs don't know
That Squidward soon will have to go
To go see the dentist

Suddenly
Squidward comes in the room through the unlocked door
Then he sets someone's Krabby Patty on the floor
Then I say "Hey, Squid, what are you doing here?"
And he says "SpongeBob, get out of here!
You need to come back to the Krusty Krab.
No offense but someone picked up the tab
I can't stop looking, cause you've got some cooking to do!"
I love my job at work and it's nothing new
I guess it all depends on my point of view
It's true