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Song Parodies -> "What a pie!"

Original Song Title:

"Well Alright"

Original Performer:

Lemmy, Slim Jim & Danny B

Parody Song Title:

"What a pie!"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This one's for the current round of ONE WEEK NOTICE challenge, this time hosted by yours truly. (You too can be a host and help us save Amiright, or for starters simply join a round for your own fun - details are to be found under "Amiright Events" on the front page).

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What a pie! - I am getting rotund
What a pie! - Lest my stomach blows
The way its creamy topping flourish
I'm getting inches up my nose

What a pie! What a pie!
I think its smell and taste is just so right!
What a pie! What a pie!
I think the pinch of lime enhance each bite

What a pie! - The crust is blazing
What a pie! - I've cleaned a tray
In the kitchen more Grandma's making
And the smell drifts out my way

What a pie! What a pie!
With apple slices deep inside
What a pie! What a pie!
And the flavour is on in every bite

What a pie! What a pie!
With some candied ginger an' chocolate white
What a pie! What a pie!
And my bottle of booze to dunk each bite

© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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Matthias - August 10, 2018 - Report this comment
I was expecting some kind of twist to this maybe I’m just used to your dirty mind but I was expecting it to end up turning into a different kind of “pie” at the end there
Agrimorfee - August 10, 2018 - Report this comment
(Haha Matthias^^!). The US has a chain of casual restaurants called Baker's Square that specializes in pies of all sorts-- you got me jonesing for their Dutch Apple right now, you bastard.
Worlds Most Expensive Pie - August 10, 2018 - Report this comment
Peter Andersson - August 14, 2018 - Report this comment
Gee! You write a few hundred parodies with double entendres and suddenly everyone starts to assume you have a dirty mind. It's a simple food parody folks! :-)

That said I almost wrote "Swells alright (Tribute to Viagra)" for this round...

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