When you first smelled my fart
I told you not to go in there
Now the wallpaper is peeling
And you need to get fresh air


(chorus)
Does my fart still linger
I shouldn't have ate those beans yesterday
Was the smell too much
To go away

I remember your words
And I can't help but thinking
If I wouldn't have ate those beans
Then my farts wouldn't be stinking
Was there something in the beans
I ate them cup by cup
Don't like that match or you will blow us up

Please tell me baby
Please I've got to go
You said I should've used beano
Why didn't you tell me so

Now it's just me alone
Cause of all my farting
I just wait here on the throne
Watching the wallpaper parting


(chorus)
Does my fart still linger
I shouldn't have ate those beans yesterday
Was the smell too much
To go away