You burnt the toast and spilt the drink,
so we used the cloth under the sink,
baby,
I would cook 'til I got worn out,
and now you know what this is all about,
when you were thinking of fries and a mac,
you burnt the cooked breakfast,and the scrambled eggs have all gone black!

Burnt breakfast song,
yeah,we cooked it,but it all went wrong,
it's a fact,
when the eggs are cooked,
turn them off,
or they'll all go black.
Oh,it's all burnt,
kitchen safety is now what we've learnt,
where we're at,
is another breakfast,
so be careful,or it will go black.

Wish we did then what we've done now,
you got out the hose,
and put it out,
baby,
shame on you if you burnt it once,
shame on me if you burnt it twice,
but there's been a very hard to egg to crack,
we should have been quicker,but we hadn't,
and it 's all gone black!


Burnt breakfast song,
yeah,we cooked it,but it all went wrong,
it's a fact,
when the eggs are cooked,
turn them off,
or they'll all go black.
Oh,it's all burnt,
kitchen safety is now what we've learnt,
where we're at,
is another breakfast,
so be careful,or it will go black!

Same on you if you burnt it once,
shame on me if you burnt it twice,
but there's been a very hard to egg to crack,
we should have been quicker,but we hadn't,
and it 's all gone black!

Burnt breakfast song,
yeah,we cooked it,but it all went wrong,
it's a fact,
when the eggs are cooked,
turn them off,
or they'll all go black.
Oh,it's all burnt,
kitchen safety is now what we've learnt,
where we're at,
is another breakfast,
so be careful,or it will go black.