-> "I Want to Be A Trombone Master"
Original Song Title:
"I Want To Be A Cowboy's Sweetheart" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Want to Be A Trombone Master"
I want to be a trombone master.
I want to learn to work the slide.
I want to play with more smoothness and faster,
With sound that is strong and wide.
I want to play some rock and country
And do every kind of jazz.
I want to be a trombone master
'Cause I love that razz-ma-tazz!
My old lady says "Un-less you play
On jobs that bring home high-er pay
Then you can't go! At home you'll stay - old duck-y!
Oh but I don't lis-ten to that chat
'Cause in-side she's a pus-sy cat
And she don't own a base-ball bat! I'm luck-y!
I want to play lead 'bone - in a swing big band.
I want to get down wailing the blues,
Or play some good old Dixieland
And anything else I'd choose.
I want to take my horn - and sit-in every time
There's a keyboard and a drum.
But for marching band - I have a better plan:
I'll play my eu-phon-i-um!
Oh I'll take my horn and make it sing
And I will play most an-y thing.
With trom-bone there's no fin-ger-ing - to crack up!
And al-though it takes a lot of air
It makes a sound be-yond com-pare,
And some-day I will buy a spare - for back-up!
Oh there's no much work for a trom-bone
So I sit wait-ing by the phone.
But I'm not one to pout or moan - I'll skip it.
'Though the sax men get the work they need
I'd nev-er be one! No in-deed!
'Cause I don't need no stink-ing reed! I lip it!
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