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Song Parodies -> "Can't Fight These Mem'ries"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Fight The Moonlight"

Original Performer:

LeAnn Rimes

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Fight These Mem'ries"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

Time to get all nostalgic on your asses as I remember the people, places and parodies that have already made an impact on me in the last 2 and a half weeks i've been here...
Started on AmIRight
And my 'Stewardess'
Posted on my second day
Submitted a few more
And then waited til
Til the people read

All I needed was advice, advice
I've been reading these songs through the night
Through the day will I get fives?

I've made friends i've had bliss
Some have taken the p*ss
But you know, but you know I can't
Forget these mem'ries
Deep in the night
Sitting on AmIRight
And they know, and they know that I
Can't fight these mem'ries
No, can't forget them, they're getting wrote in this song

Comments by Tania first
Red Ant soon too
And so I thought i'd rate theirs too
All was quite peachy then
But that was until
Parodies on poo

So I started a war on Poopie
I got decentish marks all 2,3
Got some 5s I was lucky

I can try to forget
I may even regret
But you know, but you know I can't
Dismiss these mem'ries
Gave some advice
Said that i'm 'out of line'
Still they know, still they know that I
Can't fight these mem'ries
No, I can't hide them
No matter what they do
No doubt i'll get reminded soon

I thought that i'd run away, but

All I needed was advice, advice
Signed up as a member that night
God bless all AmIRight

I can try to blank out
But it just doesn't count
Don't you know, don't you know that I
Can't bin these mem'ries
On everyday
Thanks to all, I might say
Now you know, now you know that I
Can't fight these mem'ries
No, can't forget it
You can try start a fight
But I know it's not right
Coz I know, 'coz I know that I
Can't diss these mem'ries
Bite worse than bark
But still you'll leave your mark
And you'll know, and you'll know that I
Won't wipe these mem'ries
No, I can't wipe them
They've already left their mark...
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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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 5   3

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Kristof Robertson - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
You've had an eventful 2.5 weeks,'s some 5's to chill ya out. You've written 23 parodies in less than 20 days? My advice...slow down or you'll burn out, sunshine. 555
Dumb Ass Kid - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, kristof. Constructive comments as per usual! I agree, i have had an eventful 2.5 weeks!!! over 100 comments, 23 parodies, a couple of enemies, lots of friends and a damn good average score if i do say so myself!..
Rick Cormier - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I feel your pain, DAK ! 555
Red Ant - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry DAK, DKTOS ( AGAIN ), but thanks for the mention. PS- is p*ss considered a dirty word in the UK? Kristof is right ( of course ), you will burn out if you do alot in a short time ( or perhaps not ). * SHAMELESS PLUG WARNING*-Check out my AIC parodies today
Dumb Ass Kid - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Rick and Red Ant, yes, as is f***, s***, b******, c***, t*** p*** and p****. so DONT SAY THEM, KIDS!!!
Andrew Darwitan - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Not very good, but it's ok.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx for expressing your honesty, Andrew

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