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Song Parodies -> "Little Help Please"
Original Song Title:
"The Right Kind Of Wrong"
Original Performer:
LeAnne Rimes
Parody Song Title:
"Little Help Please"
Parody Written by:
MysteryGoat
The Lyrics
From The Album "Something Goats Can Dance To"
Oh please believe, that I was just viewing
Yes I admit that all of this is my undoing
But you can't blame me to be curious enough to have tried it on
And I know you have told me twice before
And I guarantee that I will no more
I can see you were right
Now get me out of this it's really tight
Nevermore
No will never happen anymore
No your warnings I will not ignore
I now admit I was wrong
Now please help get me out of this thong
Oh please help get me out of this thong
I made a mistake, I can't give perfection
But now I'm starting to have concerns about infection
Oh I'm just praying that it happens to be going up somewhere good
I said you were right what more do you want
Are you really just going to sit there and taunt
There's no way to explain
the interesting way I'm feeling pain
Telling you
I don't care if you get down and chew
Hurry I have to go to the loo
Already said I was wrong
So please help get me out of this thong
Oh please help get me out of this thong
Who do I kid, it never did fit
It's on so tight that even the seat split
Now I don't care, how you get me out I
Really want to feel my legs yeah
My butt is blue, and my legs are purple
The doctor told me that I no longer am fertile
Well you can't blame me to be curious enough to have tried it on
Now I paid you your dues why you standing there
Get me out of this thing please don't pull a hair
There's no way to explain
The interesting way I'm feeling pain
Really sore
Worried that another hole just tore
I'm about to pass out on the floor
I think that something is wrong
You better get me out of this thong
For real get me out of this thong
Please help get me out of this thong
I beg help get me out of this thong
Yes I admit that all of this is my undoing
But you can't blame me to be curious enough to have tried it on
And I know you have told me twice before
And I guarantee that I will no more
I can see you were right
Now get me out of this it's really tight
Nevermore
No will never happen anymore
No your warnings I will not ignore
I now admit I was wrong
Now please help get me out of this thong
Oh please help get me out of this thong
I made a mistake, I can't give perfection
But now I'm starting to have concerns about infection
Oh I'm just praying that it happens to be going up somewhere good
I said you were right what more do you want
Are you really just going to sit there and taunt
There's no way to explain
the interesting way I'm feeling pain
Telling you
I don't care if you get down and chew
Hurry I have to go to the loo
Already said I was wrong
So please help get me out of this thong
Oh please help get me out of this thong
Who do I kid, it never did fit
It's on so tight that even the seat split
Now I don't care, how you get me out I
Really want to feel my legs yeah
My butt is blue, and my legs are purple
The doctor told me that I no longer am fertile
Well you can't blame me to be curious enough to have tried it on
Now I paid you your dues why you standing there
Get me out of this thing please don't pull a hair
There's no way to explain
The interesting way I'm feeling pain
Really sore
Worried that another hole just tore
I'm about to pass out on the floor
I think that something is wrong
You better get me out of this thong
For real get me out of this thong
Please help get me out of this thong
I beg help get me out of this thong
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If it helps, this song was featured on the "Coyote Ugly" soundtrack.
Thank my wife for getting me into country music, although I don't remember this one getting much airtime on the country stations around here. Decent song though. Tough luck on the number of votes.
Unfortunately this song got no airtime at all, so if anyone wants to hear it they'll have to get the soundtrack or download it. Kind of sucks but it's well worth a download.
(SOTM) DKTOS...now my turn to swim in your parody. :D
Another DKTOS, but this one reads sweetly, and gets better as it goes along :-)
(SOTM) Nice job, MysteryGoat. DKTOS like all the rest, but I'll try and find it. I will. Really.
I DKTOS either, but these lyrics are really funny. And I can TOTALLY relate. Heh heh.
(ABC) Thith ith a very funny thong parody!
Hey, won't ya play another "Somebody done somebody's thong wrong"? 445
(SOTM & L) Very nice work!
(ABC) Hehehe....funnier with the music!
(SOTM) Great build up to the humour, the last verse was really funny. 'The interesting way I'm feeling pain'...gold. 5-5-5
Okay, so if I'm the TENTH commenter, how come I'm only the seventh vote? WTF?!? Oh, yeah good thong man.
(ABC) This was fantastic! Some great (very funny) lines here. You got my vote.
Yep! Great lines in here!
very funny MG .... as has been said already ....really good lines in tthis one.. I liked the "veiwing/undoing" lines
With the use of "nevermore" and some other phrasing, this parody has an Edgar Allen Poe feel to it.
(SOTM) See above!
interesting.... too bad it didn't use a better known song
Pretty good. The purple/fertile pair was the highlight for me. Nice job making this song bearable for a guy like me.
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