-> "You are a Karen"
Original Song Title:
"You are a Pirate"
Parody Song Title:
"You are a Karen"
The Lyrics
You have a coupon that tells you it's free
You are a Karen!
No vax, what I shall be
Being a Karen and you're 43
Speak to the manager get it for free
You are a Karen!
You are a Karen! Yay!
We've got us some oils (some oils!)
To cure your ailments and boils
From my dumb MLM (MLM)
I throw money away
We'll put some in your food (your food!)
We know it'll cure everything you have!
Drink a weight loss shake!
And then I'll get some "pay"
No vax, cutting your hair
You complain just anywhere
You are a Karen!!
Wanna work from home?
No vax, I will be
Being a Karen is alright with me!
You have a coupon that tells you it's free
You are a Karen!
No vax, Aiden and Kaylee
getting back in your SUV
Live Laugh Love sticker placed on your PC
You are a Karen!
Hahahahaha! Yay!
We're driving away (let's go!)
Activities await on every day
Then what will I say (*karen scream*)
"Where's the Manager?" each day (yay!)
We want to stay thin (so thin!)
By using random pointless products
Then comb up our hair (our hair!)
Until we cut it again!
No vax, angry frown
Being a Karen and looking down
Speak to the manager what a clown
Hey! another sale!
No vax, One star review
Being a Karen is alright with you!
Do what you want and yell some too
You are a Karen!
No vax, coupon in hand, boss babes, wherever you go!
Memes on Facebook and stuff so
You are a Karen!
LOLOLOL! You're a Karen!
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