On the floor, next to wine
where i left my kelvin cline
gotta leave for work by 8am

I've moaned, im in a mood
At the risk of being rude
Washing doesnt seem to have them

Well i know what ive been told
washing powerder is made by bold
But i cant go to work without my own
No
I've no
I've no underpants
I've no underpants

You got your washing line
you've finished, please do mine
But you've just gone in to your home

And that decking sporting cloths
fills me with many woows
Did you steal mine whilst you rome

Well
I know what ive been told
washing powerder is made by bold
but i cant go to work without my own
i've no
I've no underpants
I've no underpants

Thats right
== Washing Machine Solo==

You've finished cycle wush
because your machine is made by bush
was it worth it after all

Underware i need them clean
skidders cant bee seen
Just grab a pair, from the man with no hair

Well i know what ive been told
washing powerder is made by bold
but i cant go to work without my own
no
i've no
i've no underpants
i've no underpants

watching for the weather
watching
watching for the weather
i've no underpants.