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Song Parodies -> "The Saruman Orc Army Campfire Song"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Lazlo Bane

Parody Song Title:

"The Saruman Orc Army Campfire Song"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This one's for the current round of ONE WEEK NOTICE challenge, this time again hosted by Matthias. (You too can be a host and help us save Amiright, or for starters simply join a round for your own fun - details are to be found under "Amiright Events" on the front page).

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Blood and gore, soon it's time
Kill humans, life's a dime
Gotta go to Helm's Deep all poised to maim
The Palantir's order's clear
Rohan's to disappear
We'll kill the humans off and then

Well, who knows behind that wall
But surely Wormtongue promised balls
But I can't eat them all on my own
We all share, we're with Saruman
I'm with Saruman

He's got his sphere online
The Uruk-hai looks primed
Now we just have to break that wall
As we'll burst into the yard
Might get a sexy scar
My orc bae loves my buttocks mauled

Well, who knows, soon's time to go
We have a culvert wall to blow
Cos one can't knock it down on his own
We all help, we're with Saruman
I'm with Saruman

To fight

[Campfire harmonica solo lightens the mood further]

We'll sweep the courtyard line
Kill the humans and bovines
It'll be worth it after all
I brought some herbs with me
Brain stew planned gluttony
Just need a head to boil, some leek and methanol

Well, who knows, cos life is cheap
For an Orc outside Helm's Deep
The Uruk-hai have first dibs on the "throne"
And I'm an Orc far away from home
I pray that, God helps Saruman
He's with Saruman
We're with Saruman

Someday it'll all be better
We're with Saruman
Kill! Maim!
Someday, I ain't no quitter
Kill! Maim!
God Bless Saruman

© Peter Andersson.

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Matthias - April 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Nice orc you dork! This would be a great theme to an orc centered Lord of the Rings inspired sitcom. Along the same reigns as “The GEICO Caveman Show” which come to think about it I’m not sure if you would have had that show in Sweden. Even here stateside it only lasted 1 episode because it was terrible. Anyways great work and Saruman is a GREAT sub for Superman!
Agrimorfee - April 13, 2018 - Report this comment
mmm...a stew cooked in leek and methanol. You done Tolkien and Peter Jackson proud.
Peter Andersson - April 15, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! And I think The Flintstones more or less emptied the barrel of ideas for what can be done in a Caveman vs Modernity setting, unless you consider The Adventures Of Trump in Washington an acceptable parable/substitute.

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