-> "(Not My) Superman"
Original Song Title:
"(I'm No) Superman"
Parody Song Title:
"(Not My) Superman"
Jaws are floored... Kent's not nice
Wrecks towns in his spare time
Watch him beat up Gen. Zod but he's no gem
Tweet's "Batman's Bruce Wayne"
Snags wives since he's a pain
Mocks Lois Lane when she's not trim
Ignore what you've been told
Colossal jerk's a huge asshole
The Daily Planet's crushed in...to...stones...
Loathe that bro... Dickhead Superman
With all his buds he's slime
Punched Flash and made him whine
One major butthead to them all
Then he'll slap Wonder Woman hard
Kicks Jimmy Olsen's nards
He should be banned from every brawl
He has no heart of gold
"Truth and Justice" are what's sold
Enslaves your planet while on his throne
More tombstones... Come from Superman
Chucks babies miles high
And he's faced with homicide?!
He's not perfect after all
He'll free a bear that's mean
Then he'll slug Green Lantern's spleen
He's brave and bold or an ass who's a screwball?
Isolated in the cold
Don't let him leave or you're steam-rolled
Crash landed comet brought forth this schmoe
Read all the comics and then you'll know
He blows... Since he's no... super man
Lake's drained... Since he's a bastard (Not my Superman!)
He's crazed... Who needs Lex Luther?
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