Jaws are floored... Kent's not nice
Wrecks towns in his spare time
Watch him beat up Gen. Zod but he's no gem

Tweet's "Batman's Bruce Wayne"
Snags wives since he's a pain
Mocks Lois Lane when she's not trim

Well...
Ignore what you've been told
Colossal jerk's a huge asshole
The Daily Planet's crushed in...to...stones...
Loathe that bro... Dickhead Superman
Dipshit Superman

With all his buds he's slime
Punched Flash and made him whine
One major butthead to them all

Then he'll slap Wonder Woman hard
Kicks Jimmy Olsen's nards
He should be banned from every brawl

Well...
He has no heart of gold
"Truth and Justice" are what's sold
Enslaves your planet while on his throne
More tombstones... Come from Superman
F*ckwit Superman

He bites...

Chucks babies miles high
And he's faced with homicide?!
He's not perfect after all

He'll free a bear that's mean
Then he'll slug Green Lantern's spleen
He's brave and bold or an ass who's a screwball?

Well...
Isolated in the cold
Don't let him leave or you're steam-rolled
Crash landed comet brought forth this schmoe
Read all the comics and then you'll know
He blows... Since he's no... super man
Meathead Superman
Scumbag Superman

Lake's drained... Since he's a bastard (Not my Superman!)
Lake's drained...
He's crazed... Who needs Lex Luther?
He's crazed...
Deadbeat Superman