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Song Parodies -> "Scooperman"
Original Song Title:
"Superman"
Original Performer:
Lazlo Bane
Parody Song Title:
"Scooperman"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
Out the door, wintertime
Or fall, spring and summer’s clime
Gotta walk the dog by 8 AM
We don’t walk too far
We stop at your front yard
And let him defecate again
I know what I’ve been told
With doggy walk, you play the role
But I refuse to pick up that
No’ I’m not a Scooperman
I’m no Scooperman
You call me scum divine
And other words unkind
Through the window I hear you bawl
As the reek of doggy turds
Goes flowing very far
I dare you make a police call
You can call me quite bold
My attitude is just so cold
But you can’t make me do it, bro
No, I know I’m no Scooperman
Got the poop on land
How snide!
I’ve crossed a social line
Got you pissed, I’m so unkind
As I smirk and leave it all
I have the right to be free
Too cheap to buy baggies
‘Cause I don’t want my hand near that icky sprawl
Yes, I know what I’ve been told
Could pay big fee if caught down road
By the beat cop in this here zone
I will just pay it off with Mom’s loan
I won’t ever be Scooperman
I’m no Scooperman
I’m no Scooperman
No way, forget the weather
No way, I feel so clever
No way
I’m not Scooperman!
Or fall, spring and summer’s clime
Gotta walk the dog by 8 AM
We don’t walk too far
We stop at your front yard
And let him defecate again
I know what I’ve been told
With doggy walk, you play the role
But I refuse to pick up that
No’ I’m not a Scooperman
I’m no Scooperman
You call me scum divine
And other words unkind
Through the window I hear you bawl
As the reek of doggy turds
Goes flowing very far
I dare you make a police call
You can call me quite bold
My attitude is just so cold
But you can’t make me do it, bro
No, I know I’m no Scooperman
Got the poop on land
How snide!
I’ve crossed a social line
Got you pissed, I’m so unkind
As I smirk and leave it all
I have the right to be free
Too cheap to buy baggies
‘Cause I don’t want my hand near that icky sprawl
Yes, I know what I’ve been told
Could pay big fee if caught down road
By the beat cop in this here zone
I will just pay it off with Mom’s loan
I won’t ever be Scooperman
I’m no Scooperman
I’m no Scooperman
No way, forget the weather
No way, I feel so clever
No way
I’m not Scooperman!
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Now you have three songs about dog poop? Well one is a word salad but that’s more dog poop than I bargained for. Funny stuff though even though it STINKS😋
As a jogger I've stepped in it more than once by telling owners that the only dogs I can stand are really Wiener Dogs.
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