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Song Parodies -> "Passion"

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Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

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Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

La la la
I don't practice callousness
Boring Makes me rambunctious
I love when the lights are dim
Kiss me, quote Shakespeare again

J'aime être bien arrosé
D'avoir vous massage mes orteils
Sombres lumières je sourire trop
Rapide sexe me fera boo

Passion, it is so lovely
Look into my eyes, cause that's sexy
Passion puts a smile on me
Wanna hit the spot, wine and dine baby

Passion, it will make me glee
Wham bam thank you mam sure as heck ain't me
Passion from your head to knees
I'll even take out your trash honey

La la la
Found love at Spencers

Some say, that handcuffs are gross
for you, walk down the street in those
I won't objectify you
I will kiss the spot of each bruise from shoes-yeah

J'aime voyager le monde entier
votre esclave je ne serai jamais
Malades de mon coeur étant renforcé sur
L'amour est mon meilleur espoir

Passion, I'm on bending knee
If I misbehave could you whip me please
Passion, please don't let me be
You have got me whipped, for you love I'll plead

Passion dining near the sea
I will be your friend, be your mom's buddy
Passion, at night I'm your key
Put it in my door and turn it please

La la la
Loving nice diners
La la la
Ain't nothin' finer

Passion, you know you want me
That is what Pitbull has taught thee
Passion, buy you diamond rings
They may just be rocks, but they make you sing
Passion, For the human beings
You fill up my life with your kiss baby
Passion, I'm nuts as can be
You have got me whipped now please control me

Passion, baby can't you see
I know my obsession may seem crazy
Passion, more than on T.V.
Treat you like your gold, cause you are to me
Passion, its getting corny
What more must I do to make you say please
Passion, aw screw it honey
I will forget you just like Cee Lo Green
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Matthias - February 25, 2011 - Report this comment
I thought that people had enough of silly love song but I look around and see it isn't so.
Below Average Dave - February 25, 2011 - Report this comment
hahahaha. . .so true--and great quote Matty. . .
Mark Scotti - February 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Rah Rah for your "passionate" parody of the Ga ga song...

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