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Song Parodies -> "Hanes"

Original Song Title:

"The Fame"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

(Underneath my belt)

Wor-king by myself
Putting something on a high shelf-a shiny bowl
I heard some-thing rip
I hope its not what I think it is-A great big hole

I'll hear cracks about it's
Santa boxers, Big red butt and Davy's locker
Help me someone
I wanna be
Wearing new jeans, 'fore I'm seen, but then someone scream

Hanes (Hanes)
Someone screamed out
Hanes (Hanes)
Now I wanna hide my head 'cause I feel heinous

Hanes (Hanes)
People pointing
Hanes (Hanes)
Cuz they gotta sight of my shame and I'll be tortured

Hanes Hanes boxers
The Hanes Hanes
Now I feel pain pain oh my
Such pain pain
Underwear was lame lame yes it
was lame lame
My last pair of Hanes Hanes oopsy
Red Hanes Hanes

Later tried to help
Some hot cutie but more laughter at my booty
Going out my mind
How I wish no looked me, can't run or hide

People laugh out loud ouch
That's fantastic People laugh out ecstatic
Give me pills please, I wanna leave
No position can hide away this booty-vision

Hanes (Hanes)
People screaming
Hanes (Hanes)
Cuz all of us live to laugh at the hurt and helpless

Hanes (Hanes)
Sick of hearing
Hanes (Hanes)
Cuz I've gotta taste of the shame and the relentless

Change change I can't
go change change
Everyone's the same same oh yes
The same same
Laughing at my Hanes Hanes
Point at my Hanes Hanes
Because I can't change change baby
I can't change

How I just wanna cry
Hear one more crack 'bout my crack I might
My worst day at work's-a fright
That's what I get for wearing them so tight


Don't point out my Hanes
Cuz I wanna end this night before I get famous

Hanes (Hanes)
Looking at my
Hanes (Hanes)
Cuz people forget bout karma, there time will change this

Pain (pain)
I can feel such
Pain (pain)
Cuz folks gotta a site of my Hanes and how I'm portioned

Hanes (Hanes)
It is such a
Shame (Shame)
I just wanna end this shift, hope that my luck changes

Fame (Fame)
People are so
Lame (lame)
We've all gotta taste for dude's pain, not our misfortune

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Old Man Ribber - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Dave - The Main in Hanes falls plainly in the pains! Great job! ;D

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