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Song Parodies -> "Oy Vey (All that there's left to say)"

Original Song Title:

"Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Oy Vey (All that there's left to say)"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

What is up with you dude

My drawer comes up short a dime
or I cannot find the quickest way
If I damage my new shoes
or I can't get the zip to my place
Can't say, can't say

I did something that was somewhat wrong
and I don't know what to say 'cause my brain is gone
Then I sing this song

This way, there's something that's just right to say
Oy vey, oy vey
When you make a big mistake
Oy vey, oy vey
If nothing else comes to your brain
Oy vey, oy vey
When nothing is going your way
Oy vey, oy vey

Did I lock my keys inside babe
I ripped my pants it shows my waist
At the club, I forgot my money
Wore a raincoat and it's sunny
Oy vey, oy vey hey

Forgot something that I need this morn'
But my boss says if I'm late that I'll be scorned
Some guy honks his horn

Let's say, the only thing I can say
Oy vey, oy vey
I hope I don't go insane
Oy vey, oy vey
I broke my television yesterday
Oy vey, oy vey
When not everything is okay
Oy vey, oy vey

(Oy vey, echo)
(Oy vey, echo)
oooh no

Chapstick is melting in my car right now
Or they forgot my soda with my Pork Kung Pao
Wanna cry somehow

but hey, there is something I can say
Oy vey, oy vey VEI
Oy vey, oy vey
The bad thoughts just won't go away
Oy vey, oy vey
They killed my favorite soap star off today
Oy vey, oy vey
Ooh no
I didn't get the part in my play (oy vei oy vei oy vei)
Oy vey, oy vey
My recording took me ninety takes (oy vei oy vei oy vei)
Oy vey, oy vey
My relief says she'll be late (oy vei oy vei oy vei)
Oy vey, oy vey

(Gotta clear my head soon)

Oy vei, oy vei
Oh yeah

All I can say is Oy vey
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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Michael Pacholek - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I was hoping this was going to be about how Lady Gaga makes you say "Oy Vey" -- she makes me say that and plenty more. I'd STILL like to poke her face. And ONLY her face!
Mark Scotti - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
What a creative write, Dave....Oy vei..lrt fives get in the way...
Matthias - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I disagree with Mike here because I love Lady Gaga and while this might not be one of her best songs you sure did it with sheer excellence.

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