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Song Parodies -> "Horrible Ugly Witch"
Original Song Title:
"Beautiful Dirty Rich"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Horrible Ugly Witch"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
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Horrible, ugly filthy witch b**ch nasty nasty Horrible Ugly Witch
Dirty Stanky Witch dirty Stanky Witch horrible
Horrible and evil nasty witch witch green
She's wearing black tights
Nose is twitching bright lights
Throw tongues in it, funny
With some feet from monkeys
I'm on her sh*t list
I feel sharp pins in my chest
In fact it's getting bloody
Yeah she's really shoddy
Honey I'm not sorry
I'm not s-s-sorry no
Please don't try to harm me
Please do not make me a toad
Croak Croak
You horrible monstrous witch
(Evil Evil witch Stupid stanky bi**h Horrible)
Croak Croak
I'm going to the cops to snitch
(Horrible and crazy crazy witch witch dang dang)
It's a bewitched life
So damn spastic Brings fright
Hats elastic, Lying
on her broom she's flying
She loves full moon light
Has a black cat she likes
Her welcome mat smells funky
and her stews are chunky
Witchy you're so evil
You're so e-e-evil yeah
Please no don't you kill me
Don't you k-k-kill me no
Ouch Ouch
Stop sticking that old voodoo doll
(Bloody bloody witch hurt me hurt me witch horrible)
Ouch Ouch
You're horrible, don't stick me witch
(Horrible and evil evil witch witch ow ow)
Oh ouch ouch ouch
ouch ouch ouch
Horrible,
Ugly Witch
Oh ouch ouch ouch
ouch ouch ouch
Horrible
Ugly Witch
That smells!
Stop using eyes you evil witch
(Nasty Nasty witch dirty evil witch what are those?)
Oh Hell!
You dyed my hair and made me itch
(Nasty itch, freaky freaky witch witch itch itch)
Itch Itch
(Stanky Stanky witch stanky stanky witch horrible)
Itch Itch
(Horrible and evil evil witch witch itch itch)
Dirty Stanky Witch dirty Stanky Witch horrible
Horrible and evil nasty witch witch green
She's wearing black tights
Nose is twitching bright lights
Throw tongues in it, funny
With some feet from monkeys
I'm on her sh*t list
I feel sharp pins in my chest
In fact it's getting bloody
Yeah she's really shoddy
Honey I'm not sorry
I'm not s-s-sorry no
Please don't try to harm me
Please do not make me a toad
Croak Croak
You horrible monstrous witch
(Evil Evil witch Stupid stanky bi**h Horrible)
Croak Croak
I'm going to the cops to snitch
(Horrible and crazy crazy witch witch dang dang)
It's a bewitched life
So damn spastic Brings fright
Hats elastic, Lying
on her broom she's flying
She loves full moon light
Has a black cat she likes
Her welcome mat smells funky
and her stews are chunky
Witchy you're so evil
You're so e-e-evil yeah
Please no don't you kill me
Don't you k-k-kill me no
Ouch Ouch
Stop sticking that old voodoo doll
(Bloody bloody witch hurt me hurt me witch horrible)
Ouch Ouch
You're horrible, don't stick me witch
(Horrible and evil evil witch witch ow ow)
Oh ouch ouch ouch
ouch ouch ouch
Horrible,
Ugly Witch
Oh ouch ouch ouch
ouch ouch ouch
Horrible
Ugly Witch
That smells!
Stop using eyes you evil witch
(Nasty Nasty witch dirty evil witch what are those?)
Oh Hell!
You dyed my hair and made me itch
(Nasty itch, freaky freaky witch witch itch itch)
Itch Itch
(Stanky Stanky witch stanky stanky witch horrible)
Itch Itch
(Horrible and evil evil witch witch itch itch)
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Happy Halloween. I also did a parody about a horrible ugly female creature today as well.
Another Christine O' parody. Bewitching.
(ABC) Horrifyingly good!
(Abc) This parody wasnt horrible, at least!
(ABC) This great witch tale cast a spell over me to vote fives.
ABC: Nice title change! Sounds like you wouldn 't want to be on her bad side...so I'm gonna vote 5's just to be safe!
(ABC) it's frighteningly terrific
(ABC) Honestly, I felt this was a bit bland. Maybe it's cause the OS didn't give you much to work with, maybe it's cause the cluster of witch cliches all together, I dunno, just wasn't feeling this. Pacing was tight, though.
Sorry Dave, You know I love your work but I've got to agree with T-Cop on this one. You know he normally loves your work as well. This was lacking a few gut-bursting funny lines. The song looks like it's hard to work jokes in but you did the best you could with this difficult tune.
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