Hooooooooowl
Hooooooooooooowl
Hooooooooowl
Hooowl

Out late one eve, something chewed on me
It was something I'd not known
Looked like a big pup
But now it's healed up, It healed up

In about four weeks, Moon shined brightly
Saw some yellow in my eyes
Ripping my blue jeans, bursting chest hair
and a loud howl pitched so high

Now I'm killing the town's folk
Can't control it--I'm invoked

Never the same again
Oh no I am a werewolf
I am a werewolf, a werewolf

And I've killed off my best friends
Oh man, you can't pet my fluff
I can break through cuffs, weak handcuffs

I can't believe all this blood on me
and the bones both near and far
A bad night it seems
Killed a hockey team, hockey team

Humidity doesn't bother me
My body temp's three-eighty-five
I scratch my ear too with both of my boots
There is no shirt that fits me right

and my eyes get so damn dilated
and by most people I am so hated
It is so hard to mend
When you bite off a rear end
No one will be my friend

Dog treats are my best friend
That's cause I am a werewolf
I will never love never love

And I feel it come again
Oh no you'd best be running
Cause I am coming, Can't Stop It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hooooooooowl
Hooooooooooooowl
Hooooooooowl

(Random victim screaming in the background)

Hooooooooowl
Hooooooooooooowl
Hooooooooowl

And after all the blood and flesh that I've torn through
You'd think I've had enough
But stopping this is tough--it's true

And after dusk if its a full moon I'm changing soon
Though I try to just stop
I just killed like twelve cops
and a couple of soldiers too

And so here I crawl again
And I'm gonna claw again
I'm killing until dawn
Though I know that it's wrong
That's why I wrote this song

Hooooooooowl

A werewolf
I am a werewolf, a werewolf

Will I be human again?
Oh Lord, why did I do this? (Random Town Folk: He's gonna eat us!!!)
I killed a priestess, a priestess

Though my bod is dreamy
at night I'm rough as can be
I am a werewolf. .. hoo-oowl